My first broken beer-mail bottle...

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  1. itsThatBoyE

    itsThatBoyE Zealot (642) Feb 10, 2015 Washington
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    And it's 64oz of fresh Julius! (one of my top 3 favorite IPAs) :slight_frown:



    I suppose I'm lucky that this is the first time as recipient or receiver?

    What was your first?
     
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  2. Treyliff

    Treyliff Grand Pooh-Bah (5,025) Aug 10, 2010 West Virginia
    BA4LYFE Society Pooh-Bah Trader

    BA Bigfoot that was being sent to me....the first release.
     
  3. Bitterbill

    Bitterbill Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,036) Sep 14, 2002 Wyoming
    BA4LYFE Society Pooh-Bah

    I had that Darkness break when shipped to me.. It was replaced by a super trader.
     
  4. raynmoon

    raynmoon Initiate (0) Aug 13, 2011 Colorado

    Tell treehouse you want your money back.
     
  5. mackeyse

    mackeyse Initiate (0) Aug 21, 2012 New York

    My first was a big hairy woman who drove a truck and swore like a sailor.
     
  6. algebeeric_topology

    algebeeric_topology Pooh-Bah (2,052) Dec 30, 2014 Florida
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    Let's just say your dead homies are drinking well today.
     
  7. beergorrilla

    beergorrilla Grand Pooh-Bah (3,288) Feb 21, 2012 Michigan
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    I would be licking the inside of the box and bubble wrap
     
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  8. sims55bfb

    sims55bfb Initiate (0) Jun 8, 2015 Connecticut

    Yellow rose
     
  9. GetMeAnIPA

    GetMeAnIPA Pooh-Bah (2,559) Mar 28, 2009 California
    Pooh-Bah

    A bottle of hopslam that was an extra. The box got intercepted before it got to me. The trader re-ship everything and add more extras for the delay. Best box I ever got.

    I shipped a societe growler and the cap pop came off. The growler was stainless steel kind so it didn't break. Can't believe it was still delivered dispute the box being completely wet.
     
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  10. jlsims04

    jlsims04 Initiate (0) Jul 14, 2013 Illinois

    Only thing that was ever broken was a extra bomber I shipped. It was in a box with prop so I almost had a heart attack when the guy texted me saying I haven't opened it yet but something is broken.
     
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  11. floridadrift

    floridadrift Initiate (0) Oct 24, 2014 Florida

    Alesmith package was delivered to me by the mail man himself, a clear, plastic bag was tied in a knot with liquid inside. Unflinching, he smiled and said nothing. It had two unbroken bottles(AS Numbskull BA + Wee Heavy) and one broken(AS Old Numbskull), my lucky day! In front of all my customers, I wiped little bits of glass off these pretty bottles and all the old-timers ooed and ahhh'd and asked what in tarnation. When I spoke to my dude, he replaced it instantly and I sent him something again because beer. #floridaman

    I sent a Surly West Coast IPA as an extra to a West coast trader and it exploded.
     
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  12. itsThatBoyE

    itsThatBoyE Zealot (642) Feb 10, 2015 Washington
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    And you didn't even smell the fresh oranges.
     
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