The Locals HINTS AND HAULS THREAD

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  1. whyteboy003

    whyteboy003 Initiate (0) Jul 10, 2013 Florida

    I have been praying for no more boxes! What have I done wrong? ! WHY ME??
     
  2. Clarkson

    Clarkson Zealot (740) Feb 26, 2013 Texas

    We take our liquor with another shot of liquor......
     
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  3. LehighAce06

    LehighAce06 Pooh-Bah (2,240) Jul 31, 2010 Pennsylvania
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    From what I understand about margaritas, you take your citrus flavored sugar water with a shot of liquor.
     
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  4. Clarkson

    Clarkson Zealot (740) Feb 26, 2013 Texas

    With a beer upside down in it and a floater.......for supper with our enchiladas.
     
  5. Mikexw

    Mikexw Pooh-Bah (2,314) Mar 3, 2014 New York
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    It's the opposite of a "sinker" of Grand Marnier
     
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  6. Mikexw

    Mikexw Pooh-Bah (2,314) Mar 3, 2014 New York
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    And by the way, you guys are gonna scare poor Erika out of this thread.

    ** edit ** "you guys" primarily meaning @Clarkson
     
  7. Clarkson

    Clarkson Zealot (740) Feb 26, 2013 Texas

    Not my intention. She has things I want. And by want I mean beer of the Northeast variety. And she's a good sport, you can tell because she's lasted this long. And I try to network with the high falutin' politicos because one day I might need the Gubna to intervene.......
     
  8. Clarkson

    Clarkson Zealot (740) Feb 26, 2013 Texas

    Why? Cause you're a good dude who needs to be punished for your atrocities.
     
  9. wheelzntoys

    wheelzntoys Initiate (0) Nov 10, 2013 California

    @valrxman A delivery box should be on your porch.
     
  10. Mikexw

    Mikexw Pooh-Bah (2,314) Mar 3, 2014 New York
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    Hints are coming too fast -- I think I'm gonna wait until the morning to guess
    Although I also think the crystal ball I used for his birthday worked correctly again!
     
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  11. ajaylock

    ajaylock Initiate (0) Nov 27, 2012 Texas

    Will probably do one or two more rounds of hints and then run the drawing tomorrow afternoon.
     
  12. Mikexw

    Mikexw Pooh-Bah (2,314) Mar 3, 2014 New York
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    Oh then I gotta guess now because you'll probably give another hint by morning. And it's an NBA draft style lottery anyway, right? I will guess....

    Greyhound - Beagle - Leonberger - Saluki - Cocker Spaniel
     
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  13. twofacedmonster

    twofacedmonster Zealot (569) Dec 30, 2012 Texas

    Where the hell are you?
     
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    twofacedmonster Zealot (569) Dec 30, 2012 Texas

  15. ajaylock

    ajaylock Initiate (0) Nov 27, 2012 Texas

    Yes, similar to NBA draft lottery (or the opposite, since tanking hurts your chances in this case).
     
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  16. Kylo76

    Kylo76 Savant (1,028) Aug 29, 2014 Colorado
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    It's more of a crate
     
  17. Littlelotte88

    Littlelotte88 Initiate (0) Mar 6, 2014 Connecticut

    Hahaha I was reading them to greg and he was like these guys are cool I need to start commenting.

    Lord help me.
     
  18. Kylo76

    Kylo76 Savant (1,028) Aug 29, 2014 Colorado
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    I'm kidding, it's not whyteboy size yet it will severely harm your liver. Also if you don't want boxes a. Quit sending them b. Quit saying you are interested in my good local beer c. Tell your mommy to move. :slight_smile:
     
  19. _RL_

    _RL_ Initiate (0) Oct 2, 2013 Maryland
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    Sooooooo......should we all just send boxes to @whyteboy003 to see what happens? You know, if 30 boxes showed up at his house next week, what happens?
     
  20. twofacedmonster

    twofacedmonster Zealot (569) Dec 30, 2012 Texas

    30 boxes and 15 arrangements of pretty flowers to keep Momma happy?
     
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