Beer left in hot garage.

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  1. Hanlon92

    Hanlon92 Initiate (0) Jul 7, 2014 California

    So my wife left my bruery allocation box in the garage for the last 5 days, and over that time the temperatures have been in the 90's outside and has easily hit 100+ in the garage several of those days... how bad is it? She left a L'deracola, Sans Pagaie and a Sucre.
     
    #1 Hanlon92, Jul 23, 2015
  2. hopnado

    hopnado Initiate (0) Aug 13, 2014 Michigan

    You should get a good lawyer and divorce the shit outta her
     
    #2 hopnado, Jul 23, 2015
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  3. djsmith1174

    djsmith1174 Savant (1,015) Aug 21, 2005 Minnesota

    She's still your wife?
     
    #3 djsmith1174, Jul 23, 2015
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  4. Dudeeemadudbomb

    Dudeeemadudbomb Initiate (0) Feb 25, 2015 Canada (BC)

    Don't worry, you can still drink it.
     
    #4 Dudeeemadudbomb, Jul 23, 2015
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  5. TwoTrees

    TwoTrees Pundit (951) Oct 31, 2012 Washington

    You're probably good, OP. It's direct sunlight that usually spells doom for bottled beer.
     
    #5 TwoTrees, Jul 23, 2015
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  6. RockRuler

    RockRuler Pundit (877) Dec 27, 2014 Mississippi
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    Just mail it to me and I'll test it for you.....
     
    #6 RockRuler, Jul 23, 2015
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  7. Hanlon92

    Hanlon92 Initiate (0) Jul 7, 2014 California

    HAHA we just got married a month ago... i dont think i could afford a divorce so soon after the wedding. Im still going to drink the beers, but the one im more worried about is the sour.
     
    #7 Hanlon92, Jul 23, 2015
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  8. tylerstravis

    tylerstravis Pooh-Bah (2,487) Feb 14, 2014 Colorado
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    As long as it's not gallons of whole milk you'll be fine.
     
    #8 tylerstravis, Jul 23, 2015
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  9. jlsims04

    jlsims04 Initiate (0) Jul 14, 2013 Illinois

    your fine. heat alone will not ruin the beer. only speed the aging process while at the temp. light is you enemy
     
    #9 jlsims04, Jul 23, 2015
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  10. esimonoff

    esimonoff Initiate (0) Dec 2, 2014 California

    If anything, the Sans Pagaie should fare the best. The Sucre should also be fine. The L'deracola is also probably fine, but it is undoubtedly the most 'sensitive' of the three.
     
    #10 esimonoff, Jul 23, 2015
  11. rather

    rather Initiate (0) May 31, 2013 California

    just drink them and let us know...
     
    #11 rather, Jul 23, 2015
  12. MUTINY

    MUTINY Initiate (0) Feb 6, 2015 Virginia

    Should be fine.
     
    #12 MUTINY, Jul 23, 2015
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  13. JAntony345

    JAntony345 Initiate (0) May 1, 2010 New York

    It wasn't any of the Black Tuesday variants so I guess she won't have to sleep in the the garage :grinning:
     
    #13 JAntony345, Jul 23, 2015
  14. mudbug

    mudbug Pooh-Bah (1,762) Mar 27, 2009 Oregon
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    Good job! Not only did you ensure that your home life will now suck your beer will too.
     
    #14 mudbug, Jul 23, 2015
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  15. chrisjws

    chrisjws Grand Pooh-Bah (3,302) Dec 3, 2014 California
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    It's less than a year. Technically you can still get an annulment.
     
    #15 chrisjws, Jul 23, 2015
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  16. mudbug

    mudbug Pooh-Bah (1,762) Mar 27, 2009 Oregon
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    You need to worry a LOT more about blaming your wife on the internet for mistakes. Trust me I've been married 48 years.
     
    #16 mudbug, Jul 23, 2015
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  17. floridadrift

    floridadrift Initiate (0) Oct 24, 2014 Florida

    YOU OK.
     
    #17 floridadrift, Jul 23, 2015
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  18. skunkpuddle

    skunkpuddle Initiate (0) Feb 14, 2011 California

    Bahahahahhahaha. I never tired of the "send your bad beer to me joke". It is just pure comedy. It's even funnier than the pepper water joke. Bahahahahhahaha. I get it you that no the beer will be fine but the OP questions it so the funny joke is to tell him to send it to you so you can test it Bahahahahhahaha
     
    #18 skunkpuddle, Jul 23, 2015
  19. skunkpuddle

    skunkpuddle Initiate (0) Feb 14, 2011 California

    As a strict vegetarian but not a strict vegan I can definitely say that if there was milk left out for five days you should only use it for food for stray cats that your not necessarily huge fans of
     
    #19 skunkpuddle, Jul 23, 2015
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  20. PsilohsaiBiN

    PsilohsaiBiN Maven (1,473) Aug 10, 2010 New York

    You obviously know nothing about aging milk.
     
    #20 PsilohsaiBiN, Jul 23, 2015
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