Just as @JNForsyth posted, I got all excited about the "big boy beers" from my wants that you were going to send me. Even liked that post. Then the very next sentence... heartbreak.
Dear Newbies, this is a classic BIF tactic to ensure these are in separate posts. Post #1 ensures there is maximum excitement followed by some soul crushing in a separate post
Good thing I have a cement porch! This BIF comes just when my wife tells me I should drink less. Wait until she see's this arrive!
A 2-bottle box every day for 2 weeks? The shipping cost would be astronomical, but the humor value might outweigh it. Here's how you do it: Start with Monday through Friday. Then skip the 2nd Monday, only to pick back up from Tuesday to Friday. Then skip Monday again with the last one on the next Tuesday. The roller coaster of "oh good, it stopped" to "wtf it started again" to "finally, it's over" to "I'M GOING TO KILL THAT GUY" would be priceless.
Hint #2: I have many beers from my target's wants list Hint #3: My target has participated in prior BIFs