The Locals HINTS AND HAULS THREAD

I let your sender know.

 

Thx! But his box arrived safely the other day via UPS . **** on previous pages...

 

So two weeks ago I expressed interest in a Vietnamese Speedway from Alesmith to share with my bottle shop owner who is a huge speedway guy. This week this shows up on my porch courtesy of @wheelzntoys



Beeramisu sounds delicious and right up my alley
Vietnamese Speedway Stout is my favorite variant I have had of the Speedway Series

I have scoured wants there will be retribution for this thanks a ton Jose!

 

Oops that's right!

 

Sorry to hear that what a mess.

 

I cycle 60-80 miles a week plus 3 days of weightlifting and I play tennis once a week. There's a certain point where consuming tons of empty calories of beer daily can't be overcome when you reach a certain age. I eat good the rest of the time with one bad meal a week. I've lost about 50 pounds since I was at my heaviest but it's hard to get over the plateau when I still drink, especially the types of beers I drink.

 

Haha didn't notice the 3 minutes lol

 

In the future, if anyone is sending boxes to @lefty17 you can just send them to my work. I will make sure he gets them

FedEx doesn't tend to fuck around when boxes are going to a business. Especially when I order so much damn Olive Oil for the company.

 

Olive Oil? Don't you mean jelly?

 

Myself and @lefty17 need to change our avatars to Nucky Thompson and Al Capone until the heat dies off from FEDEX security not knowing the difference between policy and LAW.

Fedex asshole called the local police yesterday. Of course my local keystone cops, told me today when I responded to the note on left on the door that the officer that responded was on vacation for two weeks and no one knew what the minor complaint was that triggered the dispatch and I would have to wait for him to return from vacation or if they could track him down, they would than resend another officer to talk with me.

Now I am only guessing this the FEDEX guy cause my other two neighbors are local police and we are on great terms and friends (we have each others cell phones) my next door neighbor is a fellow franchisee (McDonalds) and loves me as my wife and I remind him of him and his wife 20 years ago, and ask @Devman171 and @Syracuse12 I am never home, pretty much always at work, so no time to even upset my neighbors.

I know we all have our ways of shipping, but I really think about using FEDEX in the future, they really don't want our business and it could cost a lot of hassle over NOTHING.

 

STFU Shhhhh

 

Small box he says...

 

Remember, you started it...also thank @vitaminvert's poor shotgunning skills for part of that as he selected you from #teamno....

 

So clueless who my sender is, been doing a decent job keeping up with the hints too. Feeling like Cher Horowitz (only in that regaurd)


Hint #1 Not shipping to @LehighAce06
Hint #2 Westside (Ice Cube voice)
Hint #3 Target was in 12DOS
Hint #4 Target was in the Stout BIF 4
Hint #5 Target was not in the 12OX
Hint #6 Summer and Winter Olympics
Hint #7 Beach Boys, Biggie Smalls, Red Hot Chili Peppers, 2pac, The Eagles, LL Cool J, The Mamas and the Papas, Hole

 

Roll that beautiful beer footage

 

Oh I want to so bad, but I am waiting until I get home to open this box. Don't want to walk around the office with a beer boner...

 

The Florida heavyweight division has crushed me again, I just finished @whyteboy003's box from months ago, and @gjoker321 does this to me!

RareDos- Sposored bottle from a not so anynomous Local! Got drunk and gave my last bottle away, Very excited
Red Brick 21st Anny - my first red brick I think, and it's Barrel aged brown!
CS Vielle- love this stuff, wife has called dibs!
Cans - love the big rod, fresh tocobaga, and WO! Excited to try the GWAR beer!
Ninkaszi Ground Control - very fitting, looks great
Jai Ali and #properkoozie/ someone was researching the directory!
Green bench - Grissette, loved all their sours, very excited
Lacto Guava - YES!


Annnnnndddd a HUNA with Proper glassware! Soo stoked!!! Everything went into the fridge, it was running low

Thank you So much dude! My porch will be avenged!

 

Alright, which of you crazy people is "Sherry Walker" from Brighton Michigan?

Something something something particular set of skills.

 

@vitaminvert I know of someone similar @Tee2Grn

 

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