Text messages from your significant other

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  1. Chknwngbrwng

    Chknwngbrwng Zealot (710) Apr 16, 2011 Massachusetts
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    I have turned my wife into a hop head, and now she texts me that she asked the beer store guy for a tropical IPA and they gave her Be Hoppy from Wormtown.
     
    #21 Chknwngbrwng, Sep 13, 2015
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  2. MicTar

    MicTar Initiate (0) Jul 20, 2015 Texas

    Yeah if I don't over do it then she is supportive

    And that type of text would be awesome
     
    #22 MicTar, Sep 13, 2015
  3. Homebrew

    Homebrew Initiate (0) Sep 5, 2012 Connecticut

    Just happened Friday nite At our store while I was at my real job. We were having a Thomas hooker tasting
    Me: hooker show up
    Wife: yup super busy
    Me: that's good
    Me: wait did he bring swag
     
    #23 Homebrew, Sep 13, 2015
  4. SammyJaxxxx

    SammyJaxxxx Initiate (0) Feb 23, 2012 New Jersey

    Tell her you were drunk when you said it so she can't hold you to it.
    She can't possibly expect you to miss the entire wet hop season, can she?
     
    #24 SammyJaxxxx, Sep 13, 2015
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  5. MicTar

    MicTar Initiate (0) Jul 20, 2015 Texas

    Beer is the only hobby of mine that she does not partake in. Which means all the beer is mine.

    I forgot earlier she texted me a pic of a beer glassware set she found on sale. Told me after payday we could go get some.
     
    #25 MicTar, Sep 13, 2015
  6. MicTar

    MicTar Initiate (0) Jul 20, 2015 Texas


    Well I figured with as much as I had been buying lately it would keep her happy. I did slip in that singles every now and then don't count.
     
    #26 MicTar, Sep 13, 2015
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  7. Hoos78

    Hoos78 Maven (1,327) Mar 3, 2015 Ohio

    I think we're all sure how this is gonna play out...:wink:
     
    #27 Hoos78, Sep 13, 2015
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  8. MicTar

    MicTar Initiate (0) Jul 20, 2015 Texas

    Yeah..........

    Gotta find a loophole around this if for nothing other than getting my hands on some 4 Beans.......
     
    #28 MicTar, Sep 13, 2015
  9. Sweatshirt

    Sweatshirt Initiate (0) Jan 27, 2014 New Hampshire

    If your SO gives you shit about buying beer you can't afford it.

    Best text I got from my wife was a picture of her holding an Allagash Nancy I had mentioned that she found near her work. She hates beer but loves me. Stupid to the core in both directions but you gotta lock that down.
     
    #29 Sweatshirt, Sep 13, 2015
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  10. Ipaupaweallpa

    Ipaupaweallpa Savant (1,022) Dec 26, 2014 Alabama
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    (Wife at store)
    "Send me a picture of your beer "
     
    #30 Ipaupaweallpa, Sep 13, 2015
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  11. LouAleHead

    LouAleHead Initiate (0) Jul 31, 2015 Texas

    Best text came from my wife. I walk into my favorite bottle shop, and half an hour later i get a text from my wife, “Hello you’ve been in der for 30 minutes, can’t you just pick one.” I texted her back no and walked out with 3 bombers and a 6 pack. LOL She hates beer, but we love each other so it’s okay.
     
    #31 LouAleHead, Sep 13, 2015
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  12. paulys55

    paulys55 Initiate (0) Aug 2, 2010 Pennsylvania

    From my girlfriend a few years ago. (I was at work, she was at my house)
    My girlfriend: "I drank two of the beers you had in the fridge before I went out and I feel drunk. What were they?"
    Me: "Dogfish Head 120...and you should plan on calling a cab"
     
    #32 paulys55, Sep 13, 2015
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  13. jmasher85

    jmasher85 Savant (1,169) Mar 27, 2015 Maryland

    "Don't forget to bring me home chocolate, and get here before six; otherwise, I'm drinking your last special Vermont beer."
    - My girlfriend, who discovered a liking for Heady Topper when I brought some from a trip to VT, but could never remember the name.
     
    #33 jmasher85, Sep 13, 2015
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  14. rozzom

    rozzom Pooh-Bah (2,620) Jan 22, 2011 New York
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    #34 rozzom, Sep 13, 2015
  15. lordofthewiens

    lordofthewiens Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,225) Sep 17, 2005 New Mexico
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    Hoping your mom comes through chemo OK
     
    #35 lordofthewiens, Sep 13, 2015
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  16. lordofthewiens

    lordofthewiens Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,225) Sep 17, 2005 New Mexico
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    Exactly!
     
    #36 lordofthewiens, Sep 13, 2015
  17. twizzard

    twizzard Pooh-Bah (2,080) May 11, 2013 New York
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    And this is why I do not carry a cell phone....
     
    #37 twizzard, Sep 13, 2015
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  18. costanzo_mike

    costanzo_mike Pooh-Bah (2,848) Jul 17, 2014 Massachusetts
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    "Someone at work said you need to try some kind of Zombie beer or something. Sounds kinda spooky..."
     
    #38 costanzo_mike, Sep 13, 2015
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  19. bluehende

    bluehende Initiate (0) Dec 10, 2010 Delaware

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    #39 bluehende, Sep 13, 2015
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  20. beersnobraven

    beersnobraven Initiate (0) Jul 12, 2014 Illinois

    My Mom: "Hey, I know you how much you like beer, so I got you a little something for when you come over for dinner. :wink:"
    Me: "Great, thanks!"
    It was Heineken. (Which is also probably my least favorite beer of all time.)
     
    #40 beersnobraven, Sep 13, 2015
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