Text messages from your significant other

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  1. beerjerk666

    beerjerk666 Grand Pooh-Bah (5,155) Aug 22, 2010 Florida
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    Gonna paraphrase here, from about a year ago while on vacation to Florida and the wife made a run to Publix to pick up some groceries and stuff for the week.
    Wife: I'm done, leaving shortly
    Me: OK. Did the grocery store have everything on the list?
    Wife: Yes
    Me: See ya soon!
    Wife: Oh, yeah they have that cigar beer you like. The dates on the bottom the cans are from last week.
    Me: You mean Cigar City Jai Alai?
    Wife: Something like that.
    Me: Go back and get me 2 six packs PLEASE!
    Wife: OK.

    And all was right with the rest of that vacation.
     
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  2. beerjerk666

    beerjerk666 Grand Pooh-Bah (5,155) Aug 22, 2010 Florida
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    LOL that's great.
    Instant sweats! And the mind starts racing to come up with a good* reason** that she will accept.

    *It better be good
    **more like excuse in her mind!

    :wink::grinning:
     
    #42 beerjerk666, Sep 13, 2015
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  3. beerjerk666

    beerjerk666 Grand Pooh-Bah (5,155) Aug 22, 2010 Florida
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    Girlfriend? Shit bro, you put a ring on that girl and don't fuck it up!
     
    #43 beerjerk666, Sep 13, 2015
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  4. beerjerk666

    beerjerk666 Grand Pooh-Bah (5,155) Aug 22, 2010 Florida
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    Well, then there's yer loophole! Tell her ya bought 4 singles of 4BEANS. :wink::grinning:

    Unless, of course she's smarter than that; which in that case...lie. :wink:
     
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  5. OctoberPest

    OctoberPest Initiate (0) Sep 8, 2015 Connecticut

    Twice last week my wife texted me while I was at work that she found and bought me 4 packs of Sip of Sunshine. She's a keeper.
     
    #45 OctoberPest, Sep 13, 2015
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  6. eppCOS

    eppCOS Grand Pooh-Bah (4,570) Jun 27, 2015 Colorado
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    Me: I'm stopping for a beer with ________ after work.
    Her: "Again?"

    x 100
     
    #46 eppCOS, Sep 13, 2015
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  7. lordofthewiens

    lordofthewiens Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,225) Sep 17, 2005 New Mexico
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    At least her heart was in the right place.
     
    #47 lordofthewiens, Sep 13, 2015
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  8. Yargamo

    Yargamo Initiate (0) Jun 9, 2015 New York

    Wife: "I just took a look inside your beer fridge in the garage. Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!!!!!!!! "
    Me: "What??"
    Wife: "I counted 87 beers!"
     
    #48 Yargamo, Sep 13, 2015
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  9. lordofthewiens

    lordofthewiens Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,225) Sep 17, 2005 New Mexico
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    Definitely!
     
    #49 lordofthewiens, Sep 13, 2015
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  10. eppCOS

    eppCOS Grand Pooh-Bah (4,570) Jun 27, 2015 Colorado
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    Me: I will pick up some beer on the way home. Requests?
    Her: "Make it dark and boozy, no wuss beer. Anything aged in whiskey barrels..."
     
    #50 eppCOS, Sep 13, 2015
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  11. lightman1

    lightman1 Zealot (607) Oct 19, 2013 Arkansas
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    "I'm in Sam's, do you need any beer?" One of my favorites! "Do you want to go to The Saucer tonight?" Another favorite!
     
    #51 lightman1, Sep 13, 2015
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  12. MisterB330

    MisterB330 Initiate (0) Feb 8, 2015 New York

    ...Strike two.....
     
    #52 MisterB330, Sep 13, 2015
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  13. beerjerk666

    beerjerk666 Grand Pooh-Bah (5,155) Aug 22, 2010 Florida
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    And what was your response?
    "And there's still room, so what's the problem?"
    or did you just take the safe route..
    "....." (silence)
     
    #53 beerjerk666, Sep 13, 2015
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  14. asams10

    asams10 Initiate (0) Mar 19, 2014 North Carolina

    Hahaha well, she was the one who picked the KBS up for me and she also bought the KBS glass. So I forgave her. But I will not forget... Haha
     
    #54 asams10, Sep 13, 2015
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  15. NotAlcoholicJustAHobby

    NotAlcoholicJustAHobby Initiate (0) Jun 13, 2015 Vermont

    ...How many did you drink?!!!
     
    #55 NotAlcoholicJustAHobby, Sep 13, 2015
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  16. jrnyc

    jrnyc Grand Pooh-Bah (3,012) Mar 21, 2010 New York
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    When my wife complains about the amount of beer in the refrigerator I ask her if there is anything waiting outside the refrigerator to get in and that usually silences her.
     
    #56 jrnyc, Sep 13, 2015
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  17. puboflyons

    puboflyons Grand Pooh-Bah (4,299) Jul 26, 2008 New Hampshire
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    I have no significant other - so I don't get such texts.
     
    #57 puboflyons, Sep 13, 2015
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  18. waitwhatamidrinking

    waitwhatamidrinking Initiate (0) Aug 17, 2014 Illinois

    If her tastebuds weren't dead, they sure are now.
     
    #58 waitwhatamidrinking, Sep 13, 2015
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  19. jrnyc

    jrnyc Grand Pooh-Bah (3,012) Mar 21, 2010 New York
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    She is a rock star for getting through two of those!!
     
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  20. beersnobraven

    beersnobraven Initiate (0) Jul 12, 2014 Illinois

    She's a keeper!
     
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