Thickest beer?

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  1. ncarlber

    ncarlber Initiate (0) Apr 21, 2014 Wisconsin

    What is the thickest/chewiest beer you have ever had?

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  2. PourMore

    PourMore Crusader (462) Oct 4, 2014 Florida

    Black Damnation II or V
     
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  3. chipawayboy

    chipawayboy Pooh-Bah (2,181) Oct 26, 2007 Massachusetts
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  4. Manilla1130

    Manilla1130 Initiate (0) Apr 1, 2015 Connecticut

  5. hophugger

    hophugger Grand Pooh-Bah (3,434) Mar 5, 2014 Virginia
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    Of the ones I have had and remember, off the top of my head, I would say Guinness, KBS, BOMB!, Sweet Baby Jesus
     
  6. MRVermont

    MRVermont Initiate (0) Apr 11, 2013 New Hampshire
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    Like stout wise, or just in general? For example, HotD Otto has some nice thick chunks floating in it!
     
  7. lightman1

    lightman1 Zealot (607) Oct 19, 2013 Arkansas
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    Most of the Prairie offerings would qualify. TenFiddy comes to mind, too!
     
  8. yemenmocha

    yemenmocha Grand Pooh-Bah (4,116) Jun 18, 2002 Arizona
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  9. dpgoblejr

    dpgoblejr Initiate (0) Feb 22, 2014 New Hampshire

    Uncle Jacob's Stout
     
  10. Invinciblejets

    Invinciblejets Pooh-Bah (1,710) Sep 29, 2014 South Carolina
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    SN hoptimum was like hop syrup.
    Not my favorite trait lol so I'm sure thicker exsist.
     
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  11. chrisjws

    chrisjws Grand Pooh-Bah (3,302) Dec 3, 2014 California
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    Hermitage Ale of the 2 Tun

    It's one of my locals, I had a keg on for a few months. Took a lot of time and effort to get that tap handle clean because it was so crazy sticky and thick. If I didn't drink it for a few days the handle would get locked up.
     
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  12. Yellolab2010

    Yellolab2010 Initiate (0) Jan 25, 2014 Pennsylvania

  13. TheGent

    TheGent Grand Pooh-Bah (4,235) Jun 29, 2010 New Jersey
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    Sam Adams Triple Bock
    Avery Uncle Jacob's Stout
     
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  14. Armando_Perez

    Armando_Perez Initiate (0) Jul 15, 2013 Florida

  15. EdwardAbbey

    EdwardAbbey Initiate (0) Jul 13, 2015 Washington

    I'd venture it was Mother of All Storms. That it was definitely the sweetest may have had something to do with it.
     
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  16. Buschyfor3

    Buschyfor3 Savant (1,083) Jan 4, 2009 Kentucky

    @yemenmocha gotta agree with the Mikkeller Black Hole - that one was syrupy thick and sweet. Loved it, but it was quite a task to finish.

    Otherwise, I'd say Ten FIDY is up there too (as well as quite a number of big Russian Imperial Stouts.. pretty much just name a brewery haha)
     
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  17. Dandrewjohn

    Dandrewjohn Zealot (599) Apr 13, 2013 Texas

  18. Mlkluther

    Mlkluther Initiate (0) Sep 22, 2014 Canada (AB)

    Firestone Parabola.
     
  19. IckyT2012

    IckyT2012 Pooh-Bah (2,050) Oct 13, 2014 Florida
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    Mikkeller Blackest. That's the bourbon BA version of black, at a hefty 16.9% I believe. The darkest beer I've ever had. Drank like driveway sealant.... wonderful.
     
  20. scbeerman

    scbeerman Initiate (0) Feb 16, 2015 South Carolina

    Bell's Expedition Stout was almost like drinking toothpaste, it was so thick. Founders Imperial Stout was thick, but mostly just so cloyingly sweet that it seemed thicker than it actually was.
     
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