The Locals HINTS AND HAULS THREAD

Don't need to tie breaker....but that sounds good to me.

 

There goes the neighborhood.. pron coming soon after the debris settles

 

What has happened in like the last 24 hours

 

Send Matt Pizza Boy. All of them.

 

Funny you mention this!! More on this in a few!!

 

No, nope, try again!

 

Lurks in....

I'm out of beer!...

Lurks back out

 

I had a great time last night ticking handshake whalez and hanging out with some great people. The beers were pretty good too. Big thanks to Keith and his family for having us at his place.

 

You my man have 2 things wrong with this post. ...

You don't get to lurk, someone else had the rights to that. ..

You got the beer thing backward. In here you don't ask what locals can do for you, but ask what beer can do for the locals

 

Yeah I know, I was just throwing it out as a joke. I'm planning on hopefully joining the locals in the future and start dropping some ninja boxes to get my feet wet once I do!!!

 

Just join...and get use to someone giving you crap, just part the game

 

It's a good thing I'm impatient and bored waiting for other half to get home so we can go have our cherished bi weekly date night! It's awesome being a parent of five and getting a kid free weekend every other week!

So here goes if I must spell it out for you, but first I will tell you of the treasure! You get to pick not one but two pizza crowler six packs from the website! If they'll put it in a crowler I'm buying, now the kicker and twist one of those six packs must destroy a targets porch of your choosing! And the other well you can keep it or opt for a growler of tired hands or vice versa! The lucky winner gets to get beer, return some delayed asstwatery, or let some one have it that been threatening that porch!

Now that being said we need to get my ass to 384 likes! Every ounce will be in them crowlers will be liked by the ppl, and because I wanna be at 384 so there! Like 384 controls the start of the game! I will ask like 384 a simple question and we will be on our way! Oh and you all silly cause everyone on the planet of drinking age is eligible!

The question is what part are you gonna be apart of?!?! Would love to give you more! But let's start the process first! And yes like 384 is a nesesary but short part!

 

I may have a solution for that!!

 

@Littlelotte88 thanks for chance, let's go 1050 miles! And hope you had an awesome road trip!

 

I have no idea what the hell are talking about, so I'm part of the locals and 111 is the answer. Send Matt all 12 crowlers!

 

Just bomb someone's porch right from the go and get er done with! Like pulling off a band-aid, quick and done! I here that @whyteboy003 is out of beer! Help a local out!

 

Obviously it will be a family portrait, but with Tom Brady in place of your wife.

 

Come on Dave grab an Ensure, stop nodding off, turn the hearing aid up, and entertain a youngster! Here I'll speak in old timey for you!

 

I'm kidding Dave your my favorite old guy, it may have been @Mipper! But you sent me beer and he tried to run me over with his rascal when I tried to buy him a beer!! Do not kill my porch again I know you old heads tend to get honory and or irate when you don't get your nap!

 

You are asking for it I tell you...