12 Days of XMAS BIF

I think you guys missed the hint...

 

Wouldn't doubt it

 

But at least I didn't lose my car

 

Ugh.

 

Hint #1: Head east on Kessler Dr.
Hint #2: Turn left onto Jules Dr.
Hint #3: Turn right onto Longwood Dr
Hint #4: Turn right onto Dallas Parkway.

 

You can't get there from here...........

 

Hint #5: Recalculating ?

 

Hint #1 - On My Way
Hint #2 - Raspberries
Hint #3 - Spirit in the Sky

New hint as I am sure my target has been missing me. This one should definitely give it away...
Hint #4 Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars

 

Hint #1: Head east on Kessler Dr.
Hint #2: Turn left onto Jules Dr.
Hint #3: Turn right onto Longwood Dr
Hint #4: Turn right onto Dallas Parkway
Hint #5: I go this way to get on ALL highways.

 

At least we're out of your neighborhood finally!

 

I suck at hints. I know who it is and I can't figure it out.

 

I think he's just spouting off random 70's era bands/songs/albums in build up to his final hint: "Shipping to @vitaminvert "

 

Hint #1: Shipping east
Hint #2: I have shipped to your state
Hint #3: Phineas Newborn, Jr
Hint #4: I have never shipped to you

 

Here's more since I've been slacking:

Hint #1: Shipping east
Hint #2: I have shipped to your state
Hint #3: Phineas Newborn, Jr
Hint #4: I have never shipped to you
Hint #5: I have more likes and logged trades but fewer posts
Hint #6: You are active in this thread and another I participate in regularly

 

Hint #1 - Danny Glover
Hint #2 - Brian Boitano
Hint #3 - Victoria Beckham
Hint #4 - Jake Gyllenhaal
Hint #5 - Jay Z

 

Hint 1: Shipping East
Hint 2: My targets "wish list" has eliminated many of the days I had already figured out.
Hint 3: You have rated more beers than me on BA.
Hint 4: On the day your BA account was born, HR Giger was still among us but Conrad Schnitzler had already shuffled off this mortal coil.
Hint 5: Not shipping to @LehighAce06, or any state that borders his.

 

Hint #1: I've heard from multiple people that you're a "good guy" and from what I've seen that's 100% true. My goal this BIF is to crush your "wants", hit a couple "Santa" beers, and send a nice selection from my 2 favorite MA breweries despite you only having a few of their beers on your lists.

Hint #2: With all this talk of "Christmas Eve" beers, it's going to be tough to not include something. I will definitely include a beer for consumption on that night, and after looking over your wants have decided it will be a bottle from Hill Farmstead which is on your Wants list, and have never checked in on UnTappd.

Hint #3: Putting together this box seems more difficult than I remember the 12DoS being. @PA-Michigander has offered up a LIF box to the "Best Box of 12DoX" so maybe I'm just trying too hard, but I've already hit the snake pit to secure you at least one of your Wish/Santa beers from one of the following breweries; Casey, Rare Barrel, Jester King, Hill Farmstead.

Hint #4: I've got to speed up these hints due to the expected shipment of my "stocking stuffer box" which will include tons of fresh hops from my weekend mission, and will travel less than 1,000 miles. Please "Like" this hint if you don't mind figuring out I'm your sender a solid 3-weeks ahead of Christmas morning.

 

From Boston to Chicago it's an estimated 984 miles. That's cutting it pretty close, but I still make the cut.

 

sad feels

more sad feels

 

Hint 8: NC