Newbie BIF Hints & Hauls

I keep reading hints like this and forgetting that I don't live in NJ anymore.

 

Okay I'm going to throw this out there to see if perhaps my target might like to receive a hand crafted bottle opener as one of his swag gifts. It might be something similar to this one.

If my target likes this post I should have time to have one crafted in time to ship.

 

Trump is running from New York, so that doesn't rule you out.

 

That looks awesome!

 

Is there a "Hints for dummies" book?? Some of you guys are gonna have some 'splainin to do when this is over as they say down here in the South. I'm all like, "shipping North", and you're like, "green fields of clover in the morning dew".

 

I will decipher once my box lands. Probably on the 10th or 11th if things go as planned.

 

Hint #16 Two Gallants - My Baby's Gone

 

Well depending on which list you use for the best Guitar players of all times I think it makes it fairly easy to pick a state and since there is only one target in that state if I'm correct I won't go any further.

 

Lots of great players out there - metal, rock, blues, bluegrass, etc. ------

 

Lots of great guitar players if you just look at blues BB King to start with but since we have no participants from Mississippi that kind of leaves him and Lucille out.

 

You guys are forgetting Slash and Joe Satriani (spelling?)

 

Hint #6: This box is traveling more than 1,000 miles to my target.

One more BIG hint coming before I ship....

 

I think this is the point where I outsource my hint solving to the master that helped me last time. Help me Pete and Ariel, you are my only hope.

Oh and two hints. My box is travelling less than 1000 miles. The Angel I mentioned earlier is a slayer and recently burned in front of many cameras.

 

You know who burned in front of many cameras? Criss Angel

 

Hint #6 "You Only Live Once"

 

I'm going to start a few easier clues as I'm planning on shipping early next week as the last remaining beer I'm including is being released today.
Hint: I'm shipping east of the rockies

 

Hint - my target does t have a number in his BA username.

 

Is this a railroad stake that was bent? Looks like one. I used to find these all the time as a kid along old tracks near my house.

 

My box should be hitting tomorrow and I don't really think my target is on to me. If they are, they haven't posted about it. So here are a couple more hints.

I have not sent to or received from you, but I have completed trades with BAs from your state.
You don't have numbers in your BA name

 

I am not sure if it is an actual spike but they are made to look like them. I have a straight one also but I think the curved one looks better.