Beer Haiku

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  1. papposilenus

    papposilenus Grand Pooh-Bah (3,232) Jun 21, 2014 New Hampshire
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    Does anybody else ever feel like drinking beer and writing bad haiku about it instead of doing whatever else it is that you're supposed to be doing?

    Plink! of the flip top
    Tropical chewy and dank
    Bitterness lingers.

    or...

    Sprawled on the sofa
    Nobody bringing me beer
    Glassware needs washing
     
    #1 papposilenus, Dec 1, 2015
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  2. ManBearPat

    ManBearPat Pooh-Bah (1,813) Dec 2, 2014 Colorado
    Pooh-Bah

    Yes, I really do!
    Beer makes me interesting
    Beer, Beer, Beer, Beer, Beer
     
    #2 ManBearPat, Dec 1, 2015
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  3. Himself

    Himself Initiate (0) May 20, 2014 Massachusetts

    fine dancing bubbles
    cascade up and down my pint
    of yummy Maine Lunch
     
    #3 Himself, Dec 1, 2015
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  4. CFCforlife

    CFCforlife Initiate (0) Jun 13, 2015 Ohio

    Cloudy, foamy brew
    Bubblegum and banana
    Great hefeweizen
     
    #4 CFCforlife, Dec 1, 2015
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  5. JaredSammy

    JaredSammy Initiate (0) Jul 30, 2015 New York

    More bourbon county
    I have yet to see such things
    Goose island you tease
     
    #5 JaredSammy, Dec 1, 2015
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  6. Monkeyknife

    Monkeyknife Grand Pooh-Bah (5,873) Jan 8, 2007 Missouri
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    Coffee stouts for me
    Yes, the bigger the better
    Damn, that's the good stuff
     
    #6 Monkeyknife, Dec 1, 2015
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  7. balmand

    balmand Devotee (323) Oct 18, 2015 New Jersey

    Pours as dark as night
    Oh, Russian Imperial
    You warm up my soul
     
    #7 balmand, Dec 1, 2015
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  8. bleakies

    bleakies Maven (1,355) Apr 11, 2011 Massachusetts

    A hobby so fine
    it's sure to last a lifetime.
    (Babe, do I look fat?)
     
    #8 bleakies, Dec 1, 2015
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  9. Beef_Curtains

    Beef_Curtains Initiate (0) Oct 14, 2013 Ohio

    #9 Beef_Curtains, Dec 1, 2015
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  10. papposilenus

    papposilenus Grand Pooh-Bah (3,232) Jun 21, 2014 New Hampshire
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    #10 papposilenus, Dec 1, 2015
  11. jRocco2021

    jRocco2021 Savant (1,083) Mar 13, 2010 Wisconsin

    Beer my dear you see
    Its a drink that consumes me
    Ever lasting hold

    I fear empty glass
    As each sip brings me closer
    I feel the terror

    A distorted lens
    All there is to see through it
    Is my empty glass

    But alas I see
    Twenty one more taps calling
    Oh...how they call me

    I'm bored so I made
    A story out of haiku's
    For my fellow B.......damn it!
     
    #11 jRocco2021, Dec 2, 2015
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  12. TongoRad

    TongoRad Grand Pooh-Bah (3,884) Jun 3, 2004 New Jersey
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    Some good ones so far, I'll play:

    What is this I see?
    That meringue ain't for drinking
    Barkeep top me off
     
    #12 TongoRad, Dec 2, 2015
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  13. Immortale25

    Immortale25 Grand Pooh-Bah (3,775) May 13, 2011 North Carolina
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    What beer do I drink?
    It's Caffe Americano
    So goddamn good, man
     
    #13 Immortale25, Dec 2, 2015
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  14. drtth

    drtth Initiate (0) Nov 25, 2007 Pennsylvania
    In Memoriam

    Barley grown, malted.

    Water heated, sugars, yeast,​

    Time, hops fresh from bine.
     
    #14 drtth, Dec 2, 2015
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  15. SABERG

    SABERG Grand Pooh-Bah (5,001) Sep 16, 2007 Massachusetts
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    The Northampton Brewery had a wonderful Beer Haiku contest, I hope they bring it back.
    Thanks for the thread.
    Cheers
     
    #15 SABERG, Dec 2, 2015
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  16. SABERG

    SABERG Grand Pooh-Bah (5,001) Sep 16, 2007 Massachusetts
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    Modified tulip
    Displays all craft equally
    Fine and not so much
     
    #16 SABERG, Dec 2, 2015
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  17. GameOfBeers

    GameOfBeers Initiate (0) Jul 21, 2014 Pennsylvania

    oh, Beer Advocate
    How you waste all my money
    and time, so worth it
     
    #17 GameOfBeers, Dec 2, 2015
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  18. GSS

    GSS Initiate (0) Sep 30, 2015 China

    Beverage of mine
    So fine and also divine
    Always, all the time.
     
    #18 GSS, Dec 2, 2015
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  19. MichialTanner1

    MichialTanner1 Initiate (0) May 17, 2009 Texas

    Week in paradise, but only Corona, Coronitas and Corona Lite
    Not enough limes in the world
    Beershits
     
    #19 MichialTanner1, Dec 2, 2015
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  20. EyebrowsOnFleek

    EyebrowsOnFleek Initiate (0) Sep 20, 2015 New Jersey

    Bourbon County Stout
    Makes People Act Like Damn Fools
    Every Freaking Year
     
    #20 EyebrowsOnFleek, Dec 2, 2015
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