Beer Haiku

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  1. MistaRyte

    MistaRyte Pooh-Bah (2,681) Jan 14, 2008 Virginia
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    I enjoy craft beer
    Nature reference needed
    Leaves fall in autumn
     
    #61 MistaRyte, Dec 2, 2015
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  2. ipamonster

    ipamonster Devotee (337) Jun 18, 2013 Rhode Island

    higher abv
    while great in the beginning
    puts me on my ass
     
    #62 ipamonster, Dec 2, 2015
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  3. BBThunderbolt

    BBThunderbolt Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,846) Sep 24, 2007 Kiribati
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    Bines reach skyward cones
    offer late summer joy to
    all hop lovers tongues
     
    #63 BBThunderbolt, Dec 2, 2015
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  4. hopnado

    hopnado Initiate (0) Aug 13, 2014 Michigan

    Haikus suck big balls

    Worst invention of all time

    Makes people sound dumb
     
    #64 hopnado, Dec 2, 2015
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  5. Cthulhusquid

    Cthulhusquid Initiate (0) Oct 5, 2015 Washington

    Topic is for beer haikus
    Dissenters shall be punished
    Drink down your Bud Light!
    :wink:
     
    #65 Cthulhusquid, Dec 2, 2015
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  6. hopnado

    hopnado Initiate (0) Aug 13, 2014 Michigan

    Bud light is ram piss

    Enjoying my Two Hearted

    Thank you very much:slight_smile:
     
    #66 hopnado, Dec 2, 2015
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  7. warrendietrich2001

    warrendietrich2001 Pooh-Bah (1,692) Feb 13, 2013 Nevada
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    What do I love more
    Tasty beer or lovely wife
    Beer never lets me down
     
    #67 warrendietrich2001, Dec 2, 2015
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  8. BBThunderbolt

    BBThunderbolt Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,846) Sep 24, 2007 Kiribati
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    In winter barley
    prepares to sprout for its
    journey to the kiln
     
    #68 BBThunderbolt, Dec 2, 2015
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  9. gmoneyproductions

    gmoneyproductions Initiate (0) Aug 12, 2015 Colorado

    B A enables
    my disturbing beer habits
    wife may block website
     
    #69 gmoneyproductions, Dec 2, 2015
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  10. hopnado

    hopnado Initiate (0) Aug 13, 2014 Michigan

    Just went to beer store

    Beer truck guy wheels in Sculpin

    Instant bulge in pants
     
    #70 hopnado, Dec 2, 2015
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  11. BBThunderbolt

    BBThunderbolt Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,846) Sep 24, 2007 Kiribati
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    Yeast flits randomly
    in summer atmosphere and
    lands upon waiting wort
     
    #71 BBThunderbolt, Dec 2, 2015
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  12. hopnado

    hopnado Initiate (0) Aug 13, 2014 Michigan

    Just drank first Sculpin

    Extremely Disappointed

    I don't get the hype :slight_frown:
     
    #72 hopnado, Dec 2, 2015
  13. Absolut

    Absolut Maven (1,353) Sep 19, 2011 California

    I prefer limericks...

    There once was an ale from Nantucket....
     
    #73 Absolut, Dec 2, 2015
  14. hopnado

    hopnado Initiate (0) Aug 13, 2014 Michigan

    Was it this?

    [​IMG]
     
    #74 hopnado, Dec 2, 2015
  15. BBThunderbolt

    BBThunderbolt Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,846) Sep 24, 2007 Kiribati
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    Best beer in the world! many BA's shout
    About a certain bourbon stout
    At the store they hope for good luck
    Or even go chase a truck
    And their dollars give Inbev more clout
     
    #75 BBThunderbolt, Dec 3, 2015
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  16. Brutaltruth

    Brutaltruth Grand Pooh-Bah (3,539) Mar 22, 2014 Ohio
    Pooh-Bah

    Not relating to beer but I once told a kid I was working with he made me think in terms of bad haiku.

    The day is long
    Grass is green
    The sky is blue
    **ck your slow.
    I know---not traditional, but the other helper hit the floor in tears laughing.
    Sorry, just a thought while sipping on my Imperial Hatter which I am digging.

    Cheers----

    cool bad poetry here by the way.
     
    #76 Brutaltruth, Dec 3, 2015
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  17. rgordon

    rgordon Pooh-Bah (2,701) Apr 26, 2012 North Carolina
    Pooh-Bah

    Years ago my Akita
    Drank beer like a fish
    He was happy.
     
    #77 rgordon, Dec 3, 2015
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  18. rgordon

    rgordon Pooh-Bah (2,701) Apr 26, 2012 North Carolina
    Pooh-Bah

    The first carboy I saw
    Brought me fries and dogs,
    Now they just bubble.
     
    #78 rgordon, Dec 3, 2015
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  19. papposilenus

    papposilenus Grand Pooh-Bah (3,232) Jun 21, 2014 New Hampshire
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    Old man despondent
    Beerbelly overflowing
    His pants don't button
     
    #79 papposilenus, Dec 3, 2015
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  20. Himself

    Himself Initiate (0) May 20, 2014 Massachusetts

    I have a great beer
    It tastes really really good
    Now my beer is gone
     
    #80 Himself, Dec 3, 2015
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