Beer Haiku

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  1. BBThunderbolt

    BBThunderbolt Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,846) Sep 24, 2007 Kiribati
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    Oktoberfest beer
    Fills steins to overflowing
    Lager lovers rejoice
     
    #81 BBThunderbolt, Dec 3, 2015
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  2. utopiajane

    utopiajane Grand Pooh-Bah (3,982) Jun 11, 2013 New York
    Pooh-Bah

    You're the only one
    Beauty exceeds behold her
    You win again. Damn.:grinning:
     
    #82 utopiajane, Dec 3, 2015
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  3. rphx88

    rphx88 Initiate (0) Oct 22, 2014 Arizona

    I drank way too much
    My liver hurts really bad
    Ah shit give me more!
     
    #83 rphx88, Dec 3, 2015
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  4. BBThunderbolt

    BBThunderbolt Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,846) Sep 24, 2007 Kiribati
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    Winter Warmers are
    The seasonal option now
    Strong malts give support
     
    #84 BBThunderbolt, Dec 4, 2015
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  5. Gunch43

    Gunch43 Initiate (0) Jan 15, 2010 Pennsylvania

    Beer can be yummy
    But not if it is piss warm
    Refrigerator
     
    #85 Gunch43, Dec 4, 2015
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  6. BBThunderbolt

    BBThunderbolt Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,846) Sep 24, 2007 Kiribati
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    Bottles await to
    Be filled capped corked
    And opened with love
     
    #86 BBThunderbolt, Dec 5, 2015
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  7. BeerNDoggerel

    BeerNDoggerel Initiate (0) Mar 13, 2011 Illinois

    With head so deep you could suck it.
    I said with a grin, while wiping my chin,
    "When I finish this glass, I'll chuck it!"
     
    #87 BeerNDoggerel, Dec 6, 2015
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  8. mstrcrwly

    mstrcrwly Pundit (912) Dec 21, 2013 New York
    Trader

    this thread really blows
    i would rather be drinking
    than typing this stuff
     
    #88 mstrcrwly, Dec 6, 2015
  9. GetTheYayo

    GetTheYayo Initiate (0) Aug 26, 2012 Pennsylvania

    I got really drunk
    Where did all my good beer go?
    Oh yeah, I drank it.
     
    #89 GetTheYayo, Dec 6, 2015
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  10. Evmo31

    Evmo31 Initiate (0) Feb 3, 2015 Connecticut

    I read this whole thread
    Waste of precious drinking time
    I hate all of you
     
    #90 Evmo31, Dec 6, 2015
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  11. butters_mcgee

    butters_mcgee Pooh-Bah (1,857) Feb 26, 2014 New York
    Pooh-Bah

    black stout in my glass
    Butters Stagger Krassner Das
    herbal remedies
     
    #91 butters_mcgee, Dec 6, 2015
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  12. thepenguin

    thepenguin Savant (1,215) Aug 8, 2010 Massachusetts

    Gazing in wonder
    Bottles staring back at me
    Each calling, choose me
     
    #92 thepenguin, Dec 6, 2015
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  13. alexanderplatz

    alexanderplatz Pundit (995) Jul 5, 2015 Kentucky

    Weihenstephaner:
    Is it "VIGH-tus" or "VEE-tus"
    Or maybe "WEE-tus"?
     
    #93 alexanderplatz, Dec 6, 2015
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  14. Ale_Dog

    Ale_Dog Initiate (0) May 13, 2014 New York

    My mind entertained
    Simply reading about beer
    Will I ever sleep
     
    #94 Ale_Dog, Dec 9, 2015
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  15. BBThunderbolt

    BBThunderbolt Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,846) Sep 24, 2007 Kiribati
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    Sours hefeweizens
    Summer under a tree is
    Peaceful time for beer
     
    #95 BBThunderbolt, Dec 9, 2015
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  16. Buck89

    Buck89 Grand Pooh-Bah (3,782) Feb 7, 2015 Tennessee
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    Staring at bubbles
    Citrusy piney goodness
    Damn you IPAs
     
    #96 Buck89, Dec 9, 2015
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  17. BBThunderbolt

    BBThunderbolt Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,846) Sep 24, 2007 Kiribati
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    Rainy days need more
    Light and warmth thus the birth
    Of winter warmers
     
    #97 BBThunderbolt, Dec 10, 2015
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  18. blassor

    blassor Pundit (980) Sep 2, 2010 New Jersey
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    #98 blassor, Dec 10, 2015
  19. pnelting

    pnelting Pundit (901) Nov 17, 2014 Texas

    This one is from the challenge out of the traveling box we have going around in the Newbie BIF. @ohyeahitsmuff challenged me to write a beer related haiku and post it everywhere before I could drink the All Green Everything he sent me.

    A nice hoppy beer
    Will soon fill up my belly
    While Clutch fills my ears
     
    #99 pnelting, Dec 10, 2015
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  20. gmoneyproductions

    gmoneyproductions Initiate (0) Aug 12, 2015 Colorado

    fridge overflowing
    with high quality brewski
    dirty looks from wife
     
    #100 gmoneyproductions, Dec 10, 2015
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