12 Days of XMAS BIF

Not cool man, not cool.

 

Not sending to GA or TX

 

Hint #1: Your list of hads dwarfs mine.
Aside #1: While your list is long, that doesn't mean that I won't be able to tickle your palette with interesting beers you've never tasted, and I like that.
Hint #2: Shipping East.
Aside #2: My rules will vary ever-so-slightly from the general rules, but I do WTFIW.
Hint #3: This isn't your first BIF, but as far as I can tell you were not in the original 12 DoX BIF last year...
Aside #3: Reinforce your porch now. I have already supplied my FedEx driver with extra strength anti-inflammatories. I do WTFIW.
Hint #4: You appear to be a slacker.
Aside #4: Pushing 400oz now, and I think one or two might actually be wants

 

Well gonna take a few more people out of the equation with this little bit of information. My package won't be going to the state I was in over Thanksgiving.

 

My target is not on to me, I think. Maybe he is, I don't really know. I hope you have a friend to share some of the beers with because you might need help. Also quick question Tuesday or Monday?

 

If it was me I'd just pray for Rain!

 

Also an option

 

Just in case, Monday!

 

For the first, I would totally welcome a case of the Mondays.

 

MONDAY

 

Hint 1: Shipping East
Hint 2: My targets "wish list" has eliminated many of the days I had already figured out.
Hint 3: You have rated more beers than me on BA.
Hint 4: On the day your BA account was born, HR Giger was still among us but Conrad Schnitzler had already shuffled off this mortal coil.
Hint 5: Not shipping to @LehighAce06, or any state that borders his.
Hint 6: You have given a hint in the last 4 days
Hint 7: I have been to most states but I have not been to yours. Still, I get the feeling based on the regions beer culture that it is a place that I could live.
Hint 8: Your state was on of the original 13 colonies in the land of the free.

 

i havent eliminated you yet, at least i dont think i have. wtfyw .

 

Hint #1: Your list of hads dwarfs mine.
Aside #1: While your list is long, that doesn't mean that I won't be able to tickle your palette with interesting beers you've never tasted, and I like that.
Hint #2: Shipping East.
Aside #2: My rules will vary ever-so-slightly from the general rules, but I do WTFIW.
Hint #3: This isn't your first BIF, but as far as I can tell you were not in the original 12 DoX BIF last year...
Aside #3: Reinforce your porch now. I have already supplied my FedEx driver with extra strength anti-inflammatories. I do WTFIW.
Hint #4: You appear to be a slacker.
Aside #4: Pushing 400oz now, and I think one or two might actually be wants
Hint #5: I have never shipped to you, received from you, or had any memorable interaction with you prior to this BIF. And I say that with Peace and Love. Peace and Love.

 

Hint #1--Not shipping to @LehighAce06
Hint #2--Not shipping North
Hint #3--Not shipping to Georgia or North Carolina
Hint #4--my target is not @Dave_Treat (he should know this, but I hear he's forgetful)
Hint #5--Shipping SW


Content Hint #1--As it stands now, I'll be hitting a lot of wants
Content Hint #2--All this talk of PVW....you will receive a bottle that's spent time in one of dem barrels
Content Hint #3--Had to re-work a couple beers in your box. Wanted to try and hit mainly new wants

 

I'm pretty sure you're not my sender, but just in case a Monday would be fantastic; I lucked out and won some Black Tuesdays in the lottery.

Packing up my boxes as we speak...

 

I'll go with Saturday
Thanks

 

Well I guess my assumptions of yesterday were all wet. They usually are. It's funny how you can bend the hints to make them say what you want. I was going to go back and recalculate my assumptions but screw it I'm just going to be surprised when the box shows up. And as for anyone out there that still has me on there list of possible senders there will be one more hint coming before the box lands.

 

Shipping a box of extras including a fresh growler of arguably the best IPA in Colorado on Monday. I don't believe my target knows how to use FedEx notifications, so it should be a surprise for him on Thursday/Friday. I predict a fun week for my target.

 

I'm picking up more obscure interesting local beers for my target. Hopefully he appreciated the Hipster Points he'll earn by drinking a red wine barrel aged beer with 1 review...