Lies BAs say

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  1. semibaked

    semibaked Pooh-Bah (1,897) Mar 27, 2007 Minnesota
    Pooh-Bah

    It has been prolly a year since I have had any of their stuff.
     
    #121 semibaked, Aug 17, 2012
  2. FosterJM

    FosterJM Initiate (0) Nov 16, 2009 California

    Honey, I dont know how this box got here. I guess someone sent me a gift because of the baby.]

    Cheers!
     
    #122 FosterJM, Aug 17, 2012
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  3. Smakawhat

    Smakawhat Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,191) Mar 18, 2008 Maryland
    BA4LYFE Society Pooh-Bah

    I am going to only review one beer today...
     
    #123 Smakawhat, Aug 17, 2012
  4. yamar68

    yamar68 Initiate (0) Apr 1, 2011 Minnesota

    "I can't believe some eBay jerk is using my haul picture to sell his beer!"
     
    #124 yamar68, Aug 17, 2012
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  5. Levitation

    Levitation Initiate (0) Aug 7, 2009 California

    lurchingbeast is a man.
     
    #125 Levitation, Aug 17, 2012
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  6. iwantsomerocks

    iwantsomerocks Initiate (0) Oct 11, 2010 Massachusetts

    When I go to a store, and the worker asks me "Have you had Newcastle? It's my favorite beer!". Any statement made by me after that is a lie. I'd feel like a dick if I told him the truth and said "Meh, that's average at best, even for a brown ale.."
     
    #126 iwantsomerocks, Aug 17, 2012
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  7. Orca

    Orca Grand Pooh-Bah (4,710) Sep 18, 2010 Washington
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    Trying to decide which voice to read this in: Beavis or Butthead?
     
    #127 Orca, Aug 17, 2012
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  8. carteravebrew

    carteravebrew Initiate (0) Jan 21, 2010 Colorado

    $4$
     
    #128 carteravebrew, Aug 17, 2012
  9. leedorham

    leedorham Initiate (0) Apr 27, 2006 Washington

    You're just jealous of Levitation's physique, I mean look at this shot from last year's ACBF

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    #129 leedorham, Aug 17, 2012
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  10. calidelphia

    calidelphia Initiate (0) Mar 10, 2012 California

    "Sculpin tastes the same as it always has".
     
    #130 calidelphia, Aug 17, 2012
  11. YaKnowBrady

    YaKnowBrady Pundit (809) Jul 23, 2010 New Jersey

    This. Big time

    Other events to use:

    Birthday
    Christmas
    Moving Day
    Flag Day
    Arbor Day
    Wednesday.

    Typical opening sentence: "I have no idea why these are here or who they came from, but probably for _______ event"
     
    #131 YaKnowBrady, Aug 17, 2012
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  12. camil1mj

    camil1mj Initiate (0) Oct 4, 2010 Michigan

    I would never trade with someone who buys or sells on eBay.
     
    #132 camil1mj, Aug 17, 2012
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  13. FosterJM

    FosterJM Initiate (0) Nov 16, 2009 California

    I will personally use the last 4. What about Hanukkah and Kwanzaa? IPAday? StoutDay?

    Cheers!

    PS- 8 weeks yesterday, Dr's this AM. 11.8 lbs. Up from 6.2 at birth!
     
    #133 FosterJM, Aug 17, 2012
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  14. ynnpar

    ynnpar Initiate (0) Apr 17, 2007 England

    Or Dogfish Head, Or Rogue, ...or Guinness. :wink:
     
    #134 ynnpar, Aug 17, 2012
  15. CellarGimp

    CellarGimp Initiate (0) Sep 14, 2011 Missouri

    I hear the food is amazing at this restaurant, we should check it out.
     
    #135 CellarGimp, Aug 17, 2012
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  16. hophead247

    hophead247 Initiate (0) Jan 27, 2008 California

    I can't trade anymore because my parents stopped funding my addiction.
     
    #136 hophead247, Aug 17, 2012
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  17. Tnudish

    Tnudish Initiate (0) Feb 16, 2012 Wisconsin

    "Kate the Great is a good beer"
    "Black Tuesday is a good beer"
    "I dont care about extras, they are just that, extras"
    "I got work today, I won't be out driving around trying to score bottles all day"
    "I need this much beer"
    "I dont have a drinking problem"
    "I hate eBayers"
    "I dont hoard, I need these 8 bottles"
    "I am always generous when I propose trades, because I believe in the betterment of this community"
     
    #137 Tnudish, Aug 17, 2012
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  18. ComRock12

    ComRock12 Initiate (0) Sep 28, 2010 Massachusetts

    When I tell my wife "They just gave me these 6 new beers to try and and let them know if they are any good."
     
    #138 ComRock12, Aug 17, 2012
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  19. Jpwv

    Jpwv Initiate (0) Dec 22, 2009 North Carolina

    If you trade me "x" beer I will drink it with a group.
     
    #139 Jpwv, Aug 17, 2012
  20. Vonstein15

    Vonstein15 Initiate (0) Jan 15, 2010 Ohio

    My wife says its ok that half of the frig is beer
     
    #140 Vonstein15, Aug 17, 2012
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