12 Days of XMAS BIF

As someone who has knows who your Target is, and has been seeing his behavior in this thread, no. Not a dick move at all. As a matter of fact, make him do 4.

 

Wow, just this morning in a group text someone asked if it would be ok to send a 3 year very of BCBS and now you ask about a FOUR year vert. I love it!

My initial guess was someone offering silly/goofy/indecipherable clues but you fit into that category so...

 

I thought I didn't like you. . now I remember why!

LYMI

 

My hints are none of those. My hints are easy. If you input your address and my address into google maps, I am giving driving directions to my Target. It's a long drive.

Now, that is assuming one can find their own car. How's that going by the way?

 

Would my target be ok with me waiting till next monday to ship?!? You know...after I get my allotment from 4Elf!

 

You are correct and that's what I thought you were doing from the beginning. Then I saw the airport road one and believed you were going to 'fly' to a city and continue the drive which would have made the initial clues useless and goofy. I stand corrected, carry on!

Still can't find it, walking is good, I like walking!

 

Does that work?

 

It may,....but i never want to give anyone a reason to inspect my shipment any closer.

 

I doubt I've ever weighed a box before putting a label on it.

 

Hint 3: Flacco
Hint 4: Marino
Hint 5: Majkowski
Hint 6: Pennington
Hint 7: The Eagles
Hint 8: NC
Hint 9: AA
Hint 10: 1974
Hint 11: Space
Hint 12: Less Space
Hint 13: Anal Bum Cover
Hint 14: Less 'an' & 'cover'
Hint 15: Playboy
Hint 16: Less 'boy'
Hint 17: QBs
Hint 18: Edit
Hint 19: Less 'it'
Hint 20: 16+19
Hint 21: my target's @LehighAce06
Hint 22: less @LehighAce06
Hint 23: offal
Hint 24: Less 'fal'

 

The fate of my target's boxes is now in the hands of FedEx! I'm still not sure if you know who you are, so my final hint:
Your username makes me think of

And your avatar makes me think of

 

Well I still have you on my list as possible. I'll do your Vert any day (well except Christmas go lots of grand kids to play with) I'm retired so I can drink all day!

 

A 12 bottle shipper of 750's weighs 38 lbs that's a fact.

 

Dear target. I see that you have a certain recent anniversary beer from a CA brewery on your wants list, but I also heard that this beer might be released in your area in January. Like this post if you still want me to include it in the box..

 

I've got the 12 days set but if my target is interested in jumping on the Chicago hype train and getting some BA Pipeworks, you can like this post.

 

Speaking of which...is there a share getting set up?

 

Well I'm feeling like Santa tonight rechecking my list to see who's naughty or nice. All you guys with the cryptic clues your on the naughty list! Anyone giving normal clues that us old people can understand your on the nice list. I've narrowed my list of possibles to 8 and have 1 I'm hoping for well there might be a 2nd in the running. My boxes are finished and will ship before Friday so if you think I'm your sender and have any last minute requests you better post them now.

 

To my target, I had first planned to ship today and then I realized that I should wait until next Monday to ensure maximum freshness for the local hop laden legends that are being included.... (And that's a stocking stuffer hint....) So if anyone thinks they are on to me and was tracking my previous notions to ship today... adjust your expectations.

Oh, and one more target hint but since it really gives it away I think I will wait until Friday.

 

Hmmm..Bears + Unicorns....

Many of the "ticks" are tasters...3,200 different beers is a ton! If you are my sender, I'm am sure I will be stoked!

 

Having very recently done 50+ oz of Bourbon County in one evening (5 year reg vert, followed by 3 years of coffee, followed by 2 years of bw, followed by both vanilla) I want to warn your target that this HURTS BADLY.