12 Days of XMAS BIF

Hint #1 - On My Way
Hint #2 - Raspberries
Hint #3 - Spirit in the Sky
Hint #4 - Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars
Hint #5 - Struttin' My Stuff
Hint #6 - The Original Soundtrack
Hint #7 - Dianna Ross Presents The Jackson Five
Hint #8 - Wovoka
Hint #9 - The Runaways
Hint #10 - Partners in Crime

In the wake of Star Wars coming out next week, I've themed my boxes, Revenge of the FIBS!
You tried to take out one of us in the past, but now it is your liver that will be completely fucked.
Apologies to the Mrs.

 

This isn't really a hint, but there are five boxes on a truck for delivery today.

 

Sorry, have said I should, fucked your liver is!

 

While Fed Ex is driving around with your boxes today, here's a recap of the hints I gave:
Hint 1: Currently checking reviews on concrete repair companies south of me.
Hint 2: You've ticked at least 4 unique beers from my state since March 1st.
Hint 3: Your grass isn't blue.
Hint 4: Your state is not land-locked.
Hint 5: A bunch of your Indians killed a bunch your indigenous reptiles two days ago. (11/30/15)
Hint 6: A quick jaunt down the highway would take you to where my local MLB team used to hold Spring Training.
Hint 7: You have more than 1,000 Likes AND more than 400 Points.

 

Dear Target

Some fun Christmas Swag is coming your way via Amazon. I think it will be self explanatory and involves a tradition in my house. In hindsight I should have ordered two of these things!

Let me just say this........."that's the gift that keeps on giving throughout the entire year." It might not be what you think, and I haven't seen it in a BIF yet...but I think you will enjoy it......

 

Amazon sells fruit cakes?

 

cat food jello mold?

 

Delivered!

 

Drive faster grandma

 

Hint #1 not shipping to @LehighAce06 .
Hint #2 not shipping to a state that begins with a vowel.
Hint#3 one of the above 2 hints is a lie!

 

We need pron!

 

I'm not revealing who my target is. He will know it was from me when he sees the boxes.

 

This should give my target away. My target DID NOT like this post which is ok. He won't be forced to double up any day. Or will he?!

I'm mulling a mini-contest within my own 12 Days box. I'm going to send two boxes, each with 12 wrapped beers. There will be two beers for each day. One will be the actual 12 day bottle and the other will be an extra. My target will unwrap one of the two beers and guess if it's the official 12 days beer or if it's the extra. Guessed right they will only have to drink the offices beer. Guess wrong and they need to drink both. Fair or not fair?

 

They looked like this before they left, and before I added one more small box.

 

Too funny. That would be a fun little game. Like the BA version of SAW maybe

 

@rspauldi did your target end up posting on page #42?

 

Okay last data point from me, I think. Two boxes totaling 56lbs dropped off at the local shipment jobber, so they should arrive before your blackout dates. There are two tracking numbers for you, and the second is mathematically 573 less than this one:

Your first tracking number is based on jersey numbers from arguably the best year of one of your local sports teams:

(Richardson+Singletary)(Morrissey)(Thayer)(Fencik)(Perry+Tomczak)(Butler+Gentry)

OMG TOO EASY, I know.
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I will add that I have two wrinkles for the BIF.

1. The wrapped bottles are not in order, but are coded per style (Red paper = Sour/funk, for example). Thus my target may choose the type of beer to open on a given day based on his feels.

2. I do not have an issue if my target waits X-number of days to crack or pop a bottle open. The joy for me is in the sharing, and if waiting allows my target (and others) to experience it more robustly then I *prefer* it happen that way.

If my target wants to open and dome these I am all for it, but the option is there.


Cheers and happy holidays to each of you! I look forward to this celebration very much!

 

Hint #1: Head east on Kessler Dr.
Hint #2: Turn left onto Jules Dr.
Hint #3: Turn right onto Longwood Dr
Hint #4: Turn right onto Dallas Parkway.
Hint #5: Use the left lane to take the Dallas North Tollway S ramp
Hint #6: Caution, this route has tolls
Hint #7: Merge onto Dallas North Tollway S
Hint #8: Take the Sam Rayburn Tollway N exit
Hint #9: Keep left at the fork, follow signs for Sam Rayburn Tollway N
Hint #10: Continue onto TX-399 Spur E
Hint #11: Continue onto S McDonald St
Hint #12: Turn right onto Industrial Blvd
Hint #13: Use the left 2 lanes to turn left onto S Airport Dr
Hint #14: Use the right 2 lanes to turn right onto E University D
Hint #15: Keep on goin' when you see the Muffler and Lube shop. Go ahead a put a dip in, yer gonna cruise for a spell now.
Hint #16: Take a right at the ol' Greenville train station, head towards Braums.
Hint #17: Turn left where yer cousin Skeeter is diggin' that there hole to work on plumbing.
Hint #18: At the Farmers Market, turn left

 

Pretty sure my target still has no clue who his senders are...

 

Senders? Plural?