12 Days of XMAS BIF

Hint 3: Flacco
Hint 4: Marino
Hint 5: Majkowski
Hint 6: Pennington
Hint 7: The Eagles
Hint 8: NC
Hint 9: AA
Hint 10: 1974
Hint 11: Space
Hint 12: Less Space
Hint 13: Anal Bum Cover
Hint 14: Less 'an' & 'cover'
Hint 15: Playboy
Hint 16: Less 'boy'
Hint 17: QBs
Hint 18: Edit
Hint 19: Less 'it'
Hint 20: 16+19
Hint 21: my target's @LehighAce06
Hint 22: less @LehighAce06
Hint 23: offal
Hint 24: Less 'fal"
Hint 25: Schramm's featuring Balaton cherries
Hint 26: less 'ment'
Hint 27: 7+10+14 = ?
Hint 28: 3,4,5,6, 8+9, 17

 

sqrt(-1);

 

Hint #1: Head east on Kessler Dr.
Hint #2: Turn left onto Jules Dr.
Hint #3: Turn right onto Longwood Dr
Hint #4: Turn right onto Dallas Parkway.
Hint #5: Use the left lane to take the Dallas North Tollway S ramp
Hint #6: Caution, this route has tolls
Hint #7: Merge onto Dallas North Tollway S
Hint #8: Take the Sam Rayburn Tollway N exit
Hint #9: Keep left at the fork, follow signs for Sam Rayburn Tollway N
Hint #10: Continue onto TX-399 Spur E
Hint #11: Continue onto S McDonald St
Hint #12: Turn right onto Industrial Blvd
Hint #13: Use the left 2 lanes to turn left onto S Airport Dr
Hint #14: Use the right 2 lanes to turn right onto E University D
Hint #15: Keep on goin' when you see the Muffler and Lube shop. Go ahead a put a dip in, yer gonna cruise for a spell now.
Hint #16: Take a right at the ol' Greenville train station, head towards Braums.
Hint #17: Turn left where yer cousin Skeeter is diggin' that there hole to work on plumbing.
Hint #18: At the Farmers Market, turn left
Hint#19: Take a right when you see all them tractors for sale. Don't stop and look at them tractors, you gotta put some Willie and Merle on and get on I30.

 

I'm nicknaming my campaign against my target "The Dharma Initiative" and I'd like to thank the anonymous BIF'ers who couldn't wait to participate. Their true identities will remain anonymous until such time as they give me permission to reveal. In the meantime, my target is welcome to make wild guesses...



How's that porch looking Nick?

EDIT: Is that your car in the background?

 

It appears I'm able to now post pictures, so to test it out here's my senders beautiful way of marking which bottles correspond to which days
This along with his wrapping style is clear evidence that he is an artist of some kind

 

Great hints....I think I have your target figured out!!!!


Bonus hint: I am not shipping to @kgncfl

 

I think I hate you so much I love you. Is that possible?! Also bonus points for the movie reference, I love it!

However, just to be clear I fully intend on retribution to anyone I even suspect of aiding you.

My first two wild guesses are @NickyPogs and @UcDru

 

As much as I would have loved to been a part of this I am completely innocent...I have been traveling too much and have a few boxes to get out.

 

I was thinking the same thing. Any time I can be a part of something to make Nick's life more intoxicating I'd love to have a hand in. But I was never consulted on this one.

 

Hint #1 - Shipping East
Hint #2 - My target has more posts than I do
Hint #3 - Found out my target and I both follow a certain "Beer Personality" on Facebook
Hint #4 - If I hand deliver these boxes straight to my target, I'd be driving for a day and a half.
Hint #5 - My target has more likes than I do
Hint #6 - My target has more trades than I do
Hint #7 - I've never shipped to or participated in any BIF with my target
Hint #8 - Your Untappd feed is pretty impressive, with my help you could reach 100 total unique beers for a certain brewery.

I have your 12 Days wrapped up and ready to ship. Your extras/Xmas Eve gifts are still on Santa's shopping list, but I've checked it twice and determined that I'm nice .

 

For some reason, This is one of the few hints that I thought maybe this could be me....but the only CA beer I have close to 100 is Bruery and unless you are sending me 23 unique Bruery beers, then looks like I may have to cross you off.

 

Ha! Yikes! That's a stretch even for me!

 

Everyone loves them a jort wearing Floridian!

 

Hint My target is older than a jort wearing Floridian.

Edit:: But not as good looking..

 

Somebody has beer

 

target, your just about all packed up and ready to go.. as for your extra box, 2 of them are wrapped.. one is christmas eve and one goes with another one of the days.. all in total its a mix of a few styles, mostly nice IPAs and stouts. average BA rating for your extras box is 4.22.. didnt bother to add up the ABV, but probably around average of 8-9%. These are some of my favorites that I have come across recently and I hope/think that you will enjoy them too!

 

Well, I have a big problem. There is only 12 Days. I have more than 12 really awesome beers set aside. Should I:
A) Just make a badass extras box
or
B) Make my target drink more than one beer each day like I did @jawas in the Summer?

 

He can drink 1 while out tractor shopping, and drink the other when he gets home. Lay into his ass!

 

Why not both? It is the holiday season, after all...

 

So here is where I am on senders:

High (some clues actually fit me):
@UcDru
@SixPack6

Not not (no clues don't fit me):
@whyteboy003
@NickyPogs
@LehighAce06

Just keeping track somewhere