I've modified my methods since I shipped to you. I leave a tail on the shrink wrap and electrical tape for easy removal. With that said, still get that beer and get comfy.
I know what I'll be doing the week of Christmas when work is quiet and slow, studying these hints. Watch out round 3!
I tried to make it worth the trouble. I sent enough beer and swag for two targets. DAMN THE RULES!!!!
Ok target- your box has been dropped off at FedEx! I have a brother who shares your name and shirt size. You could be twins...
With @pnelting finishing his clues, I think I can eliminate him. Thus, if I am correct, my sender is @Bristopher89. I *think* the clues about a burning angel have something to do with "The Walking Dead" which is filmed here.
I think I can rule out @pnelting at this point, which leaves @HopDropandRoll as the last one I can't confidently rule out. If that's not it, well...back to the drawing board, I guess.
Well. I stopped home for a minute and look what's on my front porch. A big fuking box from @jonbonfondle. Heavy too... Sadly Pr0n will have to wait a few hours. I have my oldest daughter's Christmas program. Gah, the suspense is going to kill me. Thanks Jon!