12 Days of XMAS BIF

Your hints may have just jumped to the worst of the worst 2015 group Josh!

 

Boo
And I have no idea who my sender is. But, I like a good surprise

 

But that avatar

 

That is a sweet stache

 

Thank you Jason. Not sure what these maroons keep whining about.

Free mustache rides!

 

Another false alarm from FedEx! Back to no clue who my sender is..

 

I think I'm on to my sender...

Also a new hint...I've been slacking.

Shipping south of the Mason Dixon line.

 

The one ride that never has a line

 

What?! No lines?! You're doing it wrong bro!

Target: got 10 of 12 beers lined up. Three are too new to have ratings. The other seven have an average rating of 93.14. Lowest abc is 5.00% and highest is 13.50% Two bottles left. May or may not fill out this weekend. If not I'll have to use what I've got on hand.

 

Where is the Bruery weekday beer???

 

Was a little late to FedEx today so don't think the boxes will move until Monday. Box #1- 40lbs and Box #2- 28lbs . Should see a landing by Wednesday at the latest. Highest ABV is 15% and lowest is 7.5% Does anyone think I should give another clue of just let it a surprise?

 

I'm talking about your mustache rides, nobodies lining up

 

Sadly it's in there. My 12 days box is a big let down compared to others I've sent

You're a liar sir! They will line up like a BAVDL tapping!

 

So...... a bunch of fat neckbeards?

 

Target, I think you're a pretty good guy. You've never made me angry or crazy. I've got your boxes all packed up except need a bit of extra padding in box 2 and need to go to a store to get some (wouldn't you know, they aren't open at 4am?). 16 out of 12 bottles (this is the new math) have seen barrels, 14 out of 12 (yep, still new math) are what I would consider to be local (or at least localish). According to your wish list, those things matter to you.

I'm also fairly certain you're on to me and have been for a little bit now. If you're certain you're my target, message me as I have a couple rule changes that I wanted to communicate. Nothing to crazy @Dave_Treat, don't worry! Just wanted to give a bit of flexibility as a couple days could be a little painful (either from alcohol or acid...). If you don't think you're my target, don't message as I might throw you off the track just for the heck of it

ETA: All packed up, but won't ship until I get back home on Thursday. Still will be there in plenty of time.

 

One more hint for the people that have no clue like myself. I have an idea who my sender is but not sure.
Okay the hint
My target has a number in his BA name.

 

I've been reviewing hints. That hasn't done much good. The best I can do is, I have narrowed it down to where I think there is a possibility that my box may be coming from Florida.

 

I have a soft spot in my heart for a good stache. If you boys are nice and I get real drunk one day, I may just post a pic of me rocking out this classic look. Spoiler--it is pretty awesome