12 Days of XMAS BIF

You're just one bomber short of breaking that elusive equivalent to the 4 minute mile...

 

Box 1 of 2 going out tomorrow. Enjoyed a nice beverage while wrapping and packing, wasn't good enough to make the cut for these boxes but still damn tasty

I am pretty sure that the two most inactive participants are my sender, followed by my target, hopefully some of these beers will get my target talking at least

 

Yah I'd like that too even in a one day challenge but damn your not my sender.

 

I broke that mark once. If I have enough room I'll add another one.

 

I shipped 2 boxes once that weighed in at 78# but didn't quite make it this time.

 

I didn't keep track of how many oz I sent. I wonder if my target would mind telling me once he has opened everything?

 

Im shipping 3 boxes, but the 3rd is just cause Im too scared to ship a tulip glass in another box full of beer.

 

I hope your target gets excited, I sure am!

 

If you have been giving hints and I haven't been able to figure it out I am sorry for wasting your time coming up with such clever hints.

If you have not been giving hints you owe me an apology for wasting my time as I've just gone over the hints again which took a few hours and I'm still lost!

It's the home stretch now. Thinking I'll stagger my boxes, one on mon one on tues one on wed. I sort of wanted you to get hit with everything at once but I also feel like dropping everything at once may raise suspicion (plus I have my newbies box going out...!)

 

I still have no real clue as to who my sender is. I have a few guesses, but they're shots in the dark, at best.

To my target: I've acquired one final beer at zero-hour -- the timing was too perfect not to give you a bottle of this. I'm really excited for your to open each and every one of these beers. Box shipping tomorrow to you-know-where.

 

I forgot to put a note in the box, but everything is labeled with the date to open unless it's unlabeled, then it's extra.

 

I have a beer snowman going out tomorrow. To my target. I labeled the wrapped bottles with the day you're supposed to open them. I included a Christmas Eve package as well as several extras to drink when you want. Hopefully these beers help you fill the free time you have around the holidays.

 

Cute toes

 

You are ridiculous and wonderful. I cannot wait to see the carnage from this.

 

Shelf turds galore my friend. Nothing to see here.

 

FedEx updated tracking last night and says my boxes will land on Wednesday. Do I give more clues or just let you be surprised.
Content hint:
I through a big chunk of steel into the extras box as it didn't seem heavy enough compared to the other.

 

Should have asked Santa for a new phone.

Here are are the beers I got from @ltjska04 the stocking stuffers are almost gone with the exception of the Christmas beers, those will be drank on Christmas day. Awesome box and BIF so afr!




Family shot!



Awesome box! Looking forward to the 12 days!

 

I'm going to assume that that these boxes are just random porch destruction.....

No problem, want me to do box stats too?

It's kind of not cool that the best bottle in the box I'm sending looks to be the same or very similar to the bottle that wasn't good enough to even make it into yours.... what the actual fuck.

 

You just think what ever you like there Kevin (your poor porch)

 

Hint 1: Looks like I am shipping west again
Hint 2: I have never shipped to my target
Hint 3: Looks like I am shipping north as well
Hint 4: Before this BIF, I have been in at least one other BIF with my target.
Hint 5: Every BIF, multiple people are from my target's state. This one is no different.
Hint 6: Another person from my target's state has received a box from me.
Hint 7: Very recently, a brewery from my target's state had a famous beer release.
Hint 8: Everyone wants my target to be their sender (at least I would guess that’s the case)
Hint 9: Rabble Rabble

And 53 lbs seems like a joke in this group. Enjoy! I will send a message once everything lands to give you a little flexibility. There are numbered days though.