Lies BAs say

Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by ediaz, Aug 17, 2012.

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  1. cavedave

    cavedave Grand Pooh-Bah (4,157) Mar 12, 2009 New York
    In Memoriam Pooh-Bah Trader

    LeBleu didn't even sell out last year.
    Get in line at 10:00, you'll be fine.
     
    #161 cavedave, Aug 18, 2012
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  2. Beefytits4

    Beefytits4 Initiate (0) Nov 2, 2011 Illinois

    Yea baby, one more and I'll swing by the store, get the shit you need and be right home.
     
    #162 Beefytits4, Aug 18, 2012
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  3. cavedave

    cavedave Grand Pooh-Bah (4,157) Mar 12, 2009 New York
    In Memoriam Pooh-Bah Trader

    We hardly drink anything, maybe a few sips tops, at homebrew club meetings.
     
    #163 cavedave, Aug 18, 2012
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  4. Inchay

    Inchay Initiate (0) Feb 24, 2012 California

    My Grandfather drainpoured my Westy 12 thinking it was my Dad's homebrew.

    I could totally outdrink Andre the Giant.

    I won't spend more than $10 on a bomber.
     
    #164 Inchay, Aug 18, 2012
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  5. yamar68

    yamar68 Initiate (0) Apr 1, 2011 Minnesota

    Haha this^
     
    #165 yamar68, Aug 18, 2012
  6. Lutter

    Lutter Initiate (0) Jun 30, 2010 Texas

    *STARES AT 50 BOTTLES IN CELLAR* "Honey, i dont have anything to drink... im gonna go pick up some beer".

    Cantillion > Any other beer

    I'm not going to drink this for ___ years!
     
    #166 Lutter, Aug 18, 2012
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  7. SFACRKnight

    SFACRKnight Grand Pooh-Bah (3,348) Jan 20, 2012 Colorado
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    It's not a lie if you live in CO. :wink:
     
    #167 SFACRKnight, Aug 18, 2012
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  8. bfg75

    bfg75 Initiate (0) Feb 26, 2011 Washington

    "I'm done trading"
    "This is my last trade for awhile"
    "I was contacted about beer x and felt bad saying no. I'm not still actively trading"
    "Sure hon, I'll stop spending so much money on beer"
    "I have no interest in whales"
    "I don't have too much beer because of my OCD and hoarding tendencies, I just really love beer"
    "I'm not going to drive 5 hours round trip for any more Block 15 releases"
    "Figaro wasn't very good on tap, I probably won't get any bottles"
    "I don't have a drinking problem, just a hobby that requires me to drink 5 days a week"
     
    #168 bfg75, Aug 18, 2012
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  9. litheum94

    litheum94 Initiate (0) Dec 29, 2008 California

    Your Conky avatar is staring directly into my soul.
     
    #169 litheum94, Aug 18, 2012
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  10. azorie

    azorie Pooh-Bah (2,471) Mar 18, 2006 Florida
    Pooh-Bah

    I really did search the forums before posting that same old question that has been asked 100000 times.
     
    #170 azorie, Aug 18, 2012
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  11. LambicKing

    LambicKing Initiate (0) Apr 13, 2011 Germany

    That's probably true because I don't even know what that is...
     
    #171 LambicKing, Aug 18, 2012
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  12. tozerm

    tozerm Initiate (0) Jul 1, 2005 Washington

    Washington doesn't have any good breweries and it rains every day in Seattle...
     
    #172 tozerm, Aug 18, 2012
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  13. asustevo

    asustevo Initiate (0) Dec 9, 2011 North Carolina

    Girlfriend: "how much did that cost?"

    My lie: "not much"
     
    #173 asustevo, Aug 19, 2012
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  14. kscaldef

    kscaldef Initiate (0) Jun 11, 2010 Oregon

    I spend less money on beer / less time chasing down new releases since getting involved with a tasting group.
     
    #174 kscaldef, Aug 19, 2012
  15. JuicesFlowing

    JuicesFlowing Initiate (0) Jul 5, 2009 Kansas

    "I drain pour." Really, jerk? You throw away good beer? I hate you.
     
    #175 JuicesFlowing, Aug 19, 2012
  16. match1112

    match1112 Initiate (0) Mar 2, 2011 Illinois

    Cali traders do it best. What? Just funnin you.
     
    #176 match1112, Aug 19, 2012
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  17. SenorHops

    SenorHops Initiate (0) Aug 10, 2010 Rhode Island

    Celebration Ale is one of the best IPAs in the world. Trendy to say, but not even close to the truth!
     
    #177 SenorHops, Aug 19, 2012
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  18. ehammond1

    ehammond1 Initiate (0) Jul 4, 2008

    Whoa whoa whoa! I am looking forward to turning this "lie" into a truth, my friend!
     
    #178 ehammond1, Aug 19, 2012
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  19. ArchEnemyBrew

    ArchEnemyBrew Initiate (0) Mar 21, 2010 Washington

    I'll have to use this. I've been a snow globe seller for far too long.
     
    #179 ArchEnemyBrew, Aug 19, 2012
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  20. SenorHops

    SenorHops Initiate (0) Aug 10, 2010 Rhode Island

    I said $10 a six pack the other day and my wife's jaw dropped. From now on it's $6 a six pack. If she only knew.
     
    #180 SenorHops, Aug 19, 2012
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