12 Days of XMAS BIF

We've got touchdown! Received a few boxes today from Illinois! Thanks @brandoman63 can't wait to dig into these!

First of all, the main event!


then we've got the extras!


All new ticks for me! My sender must have heard that I'm a coffee and vanilla *****!
Pipeworks Vanilla Abduction - A definite want! I've loved all of the abduction bottles i've had.
Pipework's Smore Money Smore Problems - missed this tick at a bottle share and I was totally bummed about it!
Hubbard's Cave Coffee Stout - new brewery to me...really looking forward to this.
Hubbard's Cave Vanilla Stout - see above!
Spiteful - Selfies are for Weiners - HAHAHAHA!!!
New Glarus - Milk Stout...sounds fantastic!

There was also a Prairie glass that I forgot to snap a pic of!

Finally it took everything in me to not let me 3 year old open the bottles...he settled for a picture.


Thanks again Brandon! Really looking forward to this!

 

I was gonna say something lol. I had to "wrap" like 32 beers and it only cost me $20. I will never use another kind of 'wrapping paper'! It's so quick, easy, economic, and serves multiple purposes! I guarantee half the group does the same next round.

 

Everything ok??

 

I think this is accurate, but a more deserving guy there isn't!

Lewisberry, PA?

 

Boxes all packed up and ready to go to a state that (Hint) has a reputation for destroying porches. My apologies, my boxes are pretty light on the swag, I need to learn from my target (Hint) how to shove large volume is a small heavy duty Home Depot box. Either way, I'm pretty happy with the box and I'm sure you will be too

 

for now...

 

Did you send me a badger??

Apparently, @kayakandbeer decided that since I have a cement porch (in a condo building), he would punish me instead. My building doesn't have an elevator, so carrying those heavy boxes up 6 flights of stairs.. oopph... 77 lbs of beer on my floor, 77 lbs of beer..

Pr0n coming up.

 

No badgers here. Alligators, Bears, Panthers, Sharks, Snakes, Mosquitos, lots of others things sting, and old people.....list is not in order of danger level.

 

Attaboy Larry! @kayakandbeer you ever seen the hilarious skit on Impractical Jokers regarding LARRY? If not, Google it.

 

I tried explaining to my wife what you were doing for 12 DoX and she told me to tell you that you're an idiot and that she'd divorce me if I received that much beer. I really hope those 970 ounces were spread out across both your targets (though that's still bad enough). Like @KyleDavis, as more sender-target pairs are sorted out I'm really starting to get worried.

 

Larry Rocks

 

Fukin Lewisberry, PA.

 

You read my mind! Also wondering how he had something register in Lewisberry.

 

That is a tasty group of Florida beer. Pretty small by Florida standards.

 

We had landing here in Houston this morning from @jschott75!

Some great extras including 4 never hads!


Xmas Eve + Days 1-6. @jschott75, is this extra package meant to be opened now???

 

Open that with the xmas eve stuff.

 

I can't thank you enough for keeping it small Steve. Eric's made me an offer I feel I can do better with. You interested if giving up the names of those involved in the thread? No material information, names only?

 

Currently at 595 ounces, first box dropped today but missed the damn pick up so should arrive the same day as the box going tomorrow. Thinking at this point I might do swag via usps but then again it's pretty tempting to nudge this above 600oz but if I do the third box gotta go fedex as well. Hmmmm...

Bonus "hint-decoding" hint: my hints may have a hidden hint embedded within them.

 

Ahhhhh, 'tis a beautiful thing, that little green arrow.