12 Days of XMAS BIF

Aaaaaaaand that's why I gave you what I did in the 12-days. If you weren't forced to drink them on given days, I get the sneaking suspicion that you would have given these away because you're too good of a guy (or so I hear). YOU'RE GOING TO DRINK THESE AWESOME BEERS AND LOVE THEM, DAMMIT!

 

Good job Dave. That old man gives away all his good shit!

 

Impact in Texas! I really don't know how he kept the secret for so long (I'm betting the cryptic hints threw me off his trail). @PassMeAZima did such a fine job wrapping too - I'm betting he has his wife do this because there is no way a hillbilly can do something so nice (as my Target will soon find out).

So the wrapped up cocktease.........



And here come the extras!


That's Pappy aged Maple syrup. Probably the closest I'll ever come to that stuff.
Tallgrass Big Ricc - damn nice looking RIS
Trinity Brewing TPS Report - haha! Wine barrel wild ale, yum!
Wicked Weed Tropicmost Passionfruit Gose - this will be a nice winter refresher here when we get our normal December heat wave.
Saugatuck Neapolitan Milk Stout - this is a want.
Terrapin WnB - love me some coffee stouts!
Almanac Dogpatch Sour- BIG want
Jackie O's Dark Apparation vanilla ad coffee - ooooooooooooooh.............
Dragons Milk with Chiles - i just added this one to my want the other day, excite.
Bells 30th - I have an affinity for Expedition, so very excite
Grimm Psychokinesis - my first from these guys - looking forward to it
and finally
Blackberry Farm Summer Saison - a Citra saison? shut up and take mt money!Jackie O's and Country Boy Brewing stickers for the kegerator.

Jason - looking very forward to these, thank you so much. Give your wife a kiss for me.........

 

More Extras pr0n from @robgage


Really digging this. Good coffee flavor and aroma, and some nice coconut sweetness on the finish. Too bad the you can't see the text on the #PGW.

 

@jawas looks like the delivery date on the boxes coming to me got changed from Monday....to tomorrow. Wow, rarely does the shipping date get changed to be sooner.

 

Did the Jackie O's glass make it?

 

Delivery notification for CA, should get some more pics tonight...

 

That really sucks! If you need an Elf's help on the West Coast, shoot me a message.

 

My body is ready. Just gotta suffer through a few more hours at the office, then Pron time!

 

Paging @oline73 you have packages on your porch or stoop or what ever you care to call it. Also in the smaller box because I forgot the tag the bottle dressed like my avatar is your X-mas eve beer hopefully the lights will still work. Cheers

 

Damn Younguns!!!

I play by the rules.......BUT if I trade for a beer or buy a beer it's mine to do with as I DAMN WELL PLEASE!!

I do give a lot of my great stuff away. I am actually really good now about sharing/drinking "gift beers". Anyone that has been to my house knows that I will open up and share anything, but if it was a gift to me I'm not gonna outright gift it. But if I traded for it you better be careful if you come to my house or you have a porch!!

Now for the 12 Days box I just sent out.......I bought/traded for all DAMN 12 of them!! No guilt at all that I haven't yet tried them!!!

Beer it forward!!


Now get off my Damn Lawn!!!!!


LYMI

 

Guys, Florida is officially out of beer.

 

Target, your box is officially in your state, scheduled for delivery tomorrow!

 

To my target: @oline73
I didn't keep a spread sheet so no averages of what the 12 days are. You are a pretty tough target, your list of hads is fukin huge, but I think my 12 days will keep you challenged. I really only loaded one huge ABV 15% beer for you. I will say it is a varied group of beers. And also nothing in the box I haven't drank myself.
Cheers

 

Swag is officially on the way.
I forgot to put package tags on it so....

the one thing in RED paper goes with the DEC 25th bottle, and should really be opened (and used) on that day.
the three things in BLUE paper are stocking stuffers and can be opened whenever you want.

Right now the main 2 boxes are scheduled for Saturday but everything I have shipped or am waiting for is running at least one day behind and since home delivery doesn't land on Mondays I anticipate a Tuesday landing.... but maybe Saturday?

 

Not sure to thank @Coldstorage or @vitaminvert but decided to open these and put their names on a piece of paper on the bottom, change them around a bunch and not know which is which. The closest to a 'blind' taste test I can do. Will report back when finished but I think I can tell the difference and it might change my opinion.



@LehighAce06 this is how's it's done...

 

ok so here we go, fucking @whyteboy003 is trying to assassinate me, so if im dead after the 12 days, please use this as evidence that he did it. no oj shit, it was this ************. anyway, i didnt take pictures of the boxes, but lets just say the smallest box was far and away the heaviest...and i have no idea how zero pieces of glassware broke. shit was packed tighter than cameron fryes anoos (see: ferris buellers day off).

box 1 cans


box 1 bootles


box 2 (minus the 12 days beers)


swag:


my girls:


lastly, the 12 days:

 

Florida DID run out of beer

 

seriously, i cant thank you enough matt. you fucking killed it. i didnt even track ounces or wants or permawants or any of that shit, but im beyond floored. speechless, and for those that know me, that is almost never possible. i already contacted a buddy of mine and recruited my wife to help me with the 26th, and another i am giving him a white oak jai alai since he literally spooged over it when he had it last. i dont know what else to say, other than i weighed the boxes, and they were 42, 36, and 34 pounds. thank you thank you thank you.

love houser

 

Dear Lord! Is there any beer left south of the Mason Dixon Line?