Lies BAs say

Celebration Ale is one of the best beers made period. IPA or otherwise. -_-

 

Pumking is definitely different this year.

 

I know the brewer at....

 

I rolled in there with some PBR, because like I said, I ain't no beer snob...

 

You lie!

 

. . . Our loyal customers, in some cases people that had driven many hours to purchase bottles of our beer, went home empty handed at the sole expense of illegal profiteering.

 

No, really, my wife/girlfriend came along because she likes the beer, not because I promised a bunch in pretrades that my allotment won't cover.

 

"Honey, are you sure you want to come to the beer Fest? There probably won't be any other women there."

"Oh, I'll probably just sit in the car and read while you shop at the outlets near Bellingham."

 

I don't look at ABV when shopping new beers.

 

BA #1 posts rant because someone wronged him about beer. He is all butt sore and needs to whine about it to complete strangers on the internet because his sister's boyfriend drank his special rare beer that he had sitting right on the middle of the top shelf of the refrigerator at a party, declared it gross, poured down the drain, belched, and smashed the bottle on his head. Or maybe some dillhole beer store guy was talking about how he knows nothing about beer because he asked for Dogfish Head. Or someone lame bartender charged him full price for Bell's Two Hearted when the sign CLEARLY said domestics were $2. Or some 19 year old server at this one restaurant he goes to had the audacity to not be able to discuss with him intelligently the subtle characteristics between the two IPA's the place had on tap.

BA #2, in response -
Lies - I would have [(punched him in the face)|(told him off to his face)|(demanded to speak to a manager)|(attempted to educate them)|(puffed up my chest and head butted him into the ground)]

Truth - I would have done nothing, and gone home and complained about it to complete strangers on the internet.

 

I don't get it. These are both indisputable fact.
(Translation for non-Washingtonians: KEEP THE HELL OUT)

 

"I don't buy Foothills Sexual Chocolate for the label"

 

Craft beer doesn't give me a hangover and it was BMC that killed the Dogfish show, not the subpar ratings.

 

No honey seriously, I'm done with this craft beer craze...look at all these boxes I'm shipping out to get rid of that ginormous beer cellar down stairs and nothing's coming in return!

 

"You're not going to be only one in 30 women at this beer festival " - to your girlfriend

 

"I've only had 2 beers" (by which I mean 1 Belgian Strong Ale and a Barleywine, both Bombers).

 

"You need something at the grocery store? Let me get it so you can stay home and rest."
...half hour later...
"But it was on clearance. Oh, shit, I forgot the bread. I'll go back and get it."

 

Look what else I scored! Shit, no bread again, wanna get take out?

 

What? Troll??? Me?? No!!!

 

While I'm at it... "I never drink to get drunk"
"I only drink for the flavor" " I can't remember the last time I actually got drunk" oh yeah and "I don't use BA while I'm driving"