Lies BAs say

Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by ediaz, Aug 17, 2012.

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  1. joloje

    joloje Devotee (339) Jan 2, 2009 California

    This time I'm Not getting hammered at the Green Flash anniversary party...

    I fell down cause I was dehydrated...
     
    #201 joloje, Aug 21, 2012
  2. brokensail

    brokensail Grand Pooh-Bah (4,049) May 25, 2008 California
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    Or...just assuming it has alcohol.
     
    #202 brokensail, Aug 21, 2012
  3. BeerMeFitz

    BeerMeFitz Initiate (0) Oct 24, 2011 Illinois

    1#
    Girlfriend: Can I try your Bourbon county stout ?
    Me: No honey, it tastes horrible ....you wouldn't like it (small white lie)

    #2 No honey, that's all the beer I have ....the crawl space is packed with luggage not beer (medium lie)

    #3
    Girlfriend: How much do you spend a year on beer?
    Me: No idea (big lie)
     
    #203 BeerMeFitz, Aug 21, 2012
  4. Arbitrator

    Arbitrator Pooh-Bah (1,967) Nov 26, 2008 California
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    Keep that lie as long as possible. My fianceé demanded that I spend at least as much on her engagement ring as I have on beer in the past 3 years.
     
    #204 Arbitrator, Aug 21, 2012
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  5. robinsmv

    robinsmv Initiate (0) Jun 24, 2010 Florida

    "I swear honey, all I've been drinking is 1 can of Big Flats 1901 a day for the past three years."
     
    #205 robinsmv, Aug 21, 2012
  6. MarkIntihar

    MarkIntihar Initiate (0) Mar 17, 2010 Michigan

    Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...
     
    #206 MarkIntihar, Aug 21, 2012
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  7. litheum94

    litheum94 Initiate (0) Dec 29, 2008 California

    Good thing I got married before I got into beer.
     
    #207 litheum94, Aug 21, 2012
  8. RBCORCORAN

    RBCORCORAN Initiate (0) May 18, 2009 Massachusetts

    I'm just going to run in quick and grab something.I'll be right out.
     
    #208 RBCORCORAN, Aug 23, 2012
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