Thickest Stout?

Founders RIS.

Alcoholic, roasty motor oil.

 

Mornin' Delight is pretty thick, as are the other TG stouts I'm assuming.

 

Even More Jesus is some thick stuff. I also like Ten Fidy for a thick stout.

 

Ten Fidy

 

Another vote for Ten Fidy. Boy those cans were good during the snow!

 

Bell's 30th was fuggin boozy oil
BBPT5 is fudgy as hell
Regal and Prop 2015 are damn thick and rich
Mocha Wednesday is reallllly hefty too

 

Came here to say this. When people describe it it sounds kind of intimidating. But people forget to mention how delicious smooth it is.

 

Goose Island BCBS
Bell's Expedition Stout
Founders RIS
Oscar Blues Ten Fidy

All are dark, inky, thick, and delicious.

 

I recall Oak Aged & Oatmeal Yeti being deliciously thick

 

Dark Lord is by far the thickest stout I've ever had/seen. Last time I had it, there was about 2" of sludge at the bottom- which is most likely yeast, residual sugar, and other proteins, etc. It coated the entire glass!

I've heard of several beers with astonishing final gravities (residutal sugar), but I think Dark Lord is up there, with the final gravity as strong as a light beer's or session beer's starting gravity! Now that's thick.

Dark Lord is amazing but is truly a dessert-sipping type beer.

 

Mikkeller Black
Three Floyds Dark Lord
Evil Twin Even More Jesus (and Double Barrel Jesus)
Evil Twin Imperial Biscotti Break (and the variants)
Westbrook Siberian Black Magic Panther (both variants)
Dark Horse BBA Plead The Fifth (regular too)
Founders Imperial Stout
Wicked Weed Dark Age Bourbon Stout
Weyerbacher TINY
Weyerbacher Sunday Morning Stout
Prairie BOMB! (on tap)

 

Mikkellers high abv impys were pretty thick too me. Like Mikkeller Black.

 

Leon from Neshaminy Creek

It was a smores stout and was incredibly thick and sticky. Loved the graham in it amd the marshmallows aspect seemed more a sweetness and mouthfeel part as if you rubbed your lips with a wet sticky marshmallow.

 

Everyone neglects Oak Aged Yeti. Of all the stouts I've had in this thread (and there are some really great ones), I would rank them in terms of "thickness" as so:

1st Place - Oak Aged Yeti.
2nd Place - Even More Jesus/Founders Imperial Stout/Bell's 30th
3rd Place - Bell's Expedition Stout
Runners Up - Ten Fidy, Plead the 5th, Imperial Biscotti Break.

 

Hoppin' Frog DORIS the Destroyer always stuck out in my mind as extremely thick. More than any other stout I can recall. The more recent BA reviews mention it as well. "thick, dense, hefty, ect". Now I want a one.

 

Harviestoun Old Engine Oil Reserve deserves a nod.

 

Like @WckdVbz stated, Double Barrel Jesus had a mouthfeel all its own. It's like drinking liquid Fudge. Delicious to boot as well.

 

Ten Fidy pours like motor oil and DF Miles Davis' Birches Brew gets my vote as well.