Triple Threat - NBS BIF #3

Spammy loves MN beers.

 

Coyote Hills? My hometowm?...I may be reaching for straws, but I'm desparate.

 

They're real and they're spectacular!

 

Ok, I can just cross the rest of the names off my list now!

 

You just referenced two of my favorite things in one sentence. Three if you count Seinfeld.

 

And I wanna touch them...

 

I can't decipher @Ozzylizard hints... They require far more brainpower than I have.

 

@RoninTK3 Perhaps you are underestamaiting the amount of us dorks that collect stickers and glassware...?

 

Hint #1: Im going east
Hint #2: My target has been a very active in here
Hint #3: You will be recieving a vintage 2008 of one of your Permawants
Hint #4: After much research I have discovered my target collects glassware
Hint #5: You have been on BA longer than I have
Hint #6: You will be getting two of what you called a "permawant" among other things, but one is of the bomber variety see hint 3. The other is a 12oz bottle, most likely a 6pk of it.
Hint #7:


Hint #8: I am not following my target

 

OOh Good hint.
I'm going to plagiarize...

 

Hint #5
I'm not following my target. (Thanks for the idea @newjack )

 

There are others?

 

Hint #6

A man was quite parched.
Into a 5-and-dime he marched.
Yet with merely a solitary nickel.
The clerk sneered, “That’ll only buy a pickle.”
So, glancing at the fountain he began to think
And begged the jerk for a tiny drink.

 

Neither am I. That would be something of a giveaway, I'd suspect, if you started following someone who just happens to be in a BIF with you.

 

Hint # whatever/shameless use of hints to get into re: my target

My target seems to have expressed no opinion of American Black Ales/Black IPAs/Cascadian Dark Ales. There's the possibility of a fresh one going into the box. If any of you have strong feelings pro vs con, now's the time! Feel free to send to my inbox if you'd rather do that than put it on the thread, but expect no responses, cuz I'm still trying to make my target figure out who their sender is. Trust me,if my target still doesn't know when the hints are getting ridiculously easy, I've got some on hand.

 

BTW, anybody know if Braggot is even an option in the database (cuz that's a very local, fresh option)?

 

Wanna commit to your guess? If you're right, you get a box. If wrong, xin loi!

Further hint: open the image!

 

Braggots are there: http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/style/114/

 

Answered my own question <edit: and someone else has too!>. Don't know why I'm in such a hurry, as I won't be shipping until the second half of the month.
http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/style/114/
Anybody troubled by the notion of receiving one of these, cuz that's a rather unusual local option, and would be a fresh one as well.

 

I still haven't had a braggot that impressed me. Have you?