What beer are you drinking now? #1259

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Ri0, Apr 1, 2016.

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  1. Ri0

    Ri0 Initiate (0) Jul 1, 2012 Wisconsin

    Happy April! Drink ur whalz today!
    I'm not sure if this was worth all the beer I had to trade, but oh well! TGIF!
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  2. barflybastard

    barflybastard Initiate (0) Jan 28, 2012 Pennsylvania

    Early flight to Chicago. Bottoms (and wheels) up.

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  3. barflybastard

    barflybastard Initiate (0) Jan 28, 2012 Pennsylvania

    Meant to tack this one onto previous post, but looks like I can't edit via mobile. Apologies. Another beer down the hatch, because I don't like flying. At all.

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  4. Motleydrunk56

    Motleydrunk56 Initiate (0) Jun 26, 2014 California

    Good Morning.Founders for breakfast.A southern California man`s dream.[​IMG]
     
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  5. Gasc0igne

    Gasc0igne Savant (1,109) Oct 6, 2013 Australia

  6. Tbub18

    Tbub18 Initiate (0) Oct 31, 2014 New York

  7. Gasc0igne

    Gasc0igne Savant (1,109) Oct 6, 2013 Australia



    Stunning colour!
     
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  8. Andrewharemza

    Andrewharemza Pooh-Bah (1,816) Mar 20, 2015 Australia
    Pooh-Bah

    Gday people's this is pretty bloody good. Hopefully everything goes well for you guys and gals today.[​IMG]
     
  9. Highbrow

    Highbrow Pooh-Bah (1,770) Jan 7, 2011 California
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  10. Motleydrunk56

    Motleydrunk56 Initiate (0) Jun 26, 2014 California

    Morning Coffee.This Brew Rocks.[​IMG]
     
  11. DoctorZombies

    DoctorZombies Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,827) Feb 1, 2015 Florida
    BA4LYFE Society Pooh-Bah Trader

    Good morning!

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    Have a great April Fool's Day!
     
  12. dcotom

    dcotom Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,637) Aug 4, 2014 Iowa
    BA4LYFE Society Pooh-Bah Trader

    Good morning, BA's! I'd been looking forward to starting off April with one of my personal "whalez, bro." My package from Belgium in a Crate finally arrived yesterday, so I decided to celebrate my Friday off by sampling this Westvleteren XII. (Cap not pictured. I think it rolled under the deck when I opened the bottle. It was pretty cool, though. Take my word for it.)
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    Let me sum up this experience for you in one word: vile. I feel as though the universe has been playing a cruel trick on me all these years, as I've been led to believe that this slimy and foul-smelling concoction is one of the finest beers in the world. Pours like sludge, no head. Aromas of post-game locker room and hog confinement, with notes of rotten plum and wet chicken feathers. Nasty tongue-coating mishmash of month-old banana and cider vinegar on the finish. It wouldn't have been so bad, except for the fact that I dropped the equivalent of a car payment on this turd. After some deliberation, I decided that this situation demanded no less than the @Shroud0fdoom protocol.

    First comes the drain pour...
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    ...followed by The Wave...
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    ...and a "golden shower"...
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    ...and, finally, the coup de grâce. I may have used a tad too much gasoline here. (Disclaimer: Don't try this at home. I am a trained professional, albeit in an entirely unrelated field.)
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    As soon as the Fire Department cleared me for re-entry into my kitchen, I had a few shots of Everclear to get the taste out of my mouth and spent some time in quiet and drunken reflection. I asked myself how I might bring some good out of this depressing and costly disaster. Being a civic-minded BA who has only the public interest at heart, I do not wish to see my fellow BA's suffer through the same experience. I am therefore offering my services free of charge to anyone who has purchased this product. Send me your Westvleteren and I will see to it that it is disposed of in a most fitting and proper manner.



    BTW: Has anyone ever noticed the striking similarity between a Westvleteren bottle and a Westmalle bottle with the label removed? :stuck_out_tongue:
     
  13. The_Snow_Bird

    The_Snow_Bird Grand Pooh-Bah (3,557) May 7, 2015 Michigan
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  14. Jlabs

    Jlabs Pooh-Bah (2,682) Nov 11, 2013 New York
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    Happy April Fools Day BA!!
    just had this solid DIPA
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  15. heysuz

    heysuz Pooh-Bah (2,225) Nov 18, 2010 Indiana
    BA4LYFE Society Pooh-Bah Trader

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    Our Beersel Framboise
     
  16. cavedave

    cavedave Grand Pooh-Bah (4,157) Mar 12, 2009 New York
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    Has aged gracefully I must say.
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  17. Mateo2699

    Mateo2699 Savant (1,080) Jun 9, 2015 Texas
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  18. Shroud0fdoom

    Shroud0fdoom Initiate (0) Oct 31, 2013 Maryland

    I approve this Post!
     
  19. dcotom

    dcotom Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,637) Aug 4, 2014 Iowa
    BA4LYFE Society Pooh-Bah Trader

    You raised the bar for all of us. We are in your debt.
     
  20. djrn2

    djrn2 Grand Pooh-Bah (3,308) Nov 4, 2009 New Jersey
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