You're not a beer geek unless...

I do this on the discounted beers.

 

when my friends look through my phone pics they are like wow you really are into beer....

 

...unless you take a pic of every beer you drink to share on WBAYDN and log all of your beers on BA AND keep a handwritten log also of the same beers you put on BA................Oh, wait, that's me, lol..........

 

This is a strong one.

 

When you are enrolling in your company health insurance you can't figure out why they have a Bourbon County Brand Stout policy.

 

You overhear a guy lamenting the cost of Bud Light while you're in line about to spend 3 times as much as him on half as much beer.

 

when you travel to a new state and all you can think about it what beer they may have here that I can't get back home

 

You start cutting back on the amount of food you buy at the grocery store because you won't have enough room in your fridge to fit your beer.

 

when the 3rd biggest factor in moving into an apartment complex is because its within walking distance of 5 breweries (my favorite one is across the street).

 

When your underage daughter takes a vacation with a friends family to Florida, and it crosses your mind that maybe you could ask the friends parents if they could mule some Jai Alai back in your daughters luggage.

 

People are surprised when you say you have a beer fridge. Your response" you don't ?" You have so many beer glasses you have to keep them at work. Everyone who drinks beer in your house has to use a glass, even when you have to host your mt bike club meeting. And you then break out 22 glasses of proper glass ware. You leave glasses at your most visited houses of friends and relatives so you don't have to bring them every time.

 

I just cut back the food I eat so I can drink more beer. Problem solved.

 

you tilt your glass when pouring water into it.

you are able to pack a suitcase with beer and have it come out to 50 lbs exactly.

 

You think of an old, bespectacled, bearded, Englishman when you hear the name Micheal Jackson.

 

Your $100 purchase at the liquor store consists of 2 or 3 bottles of beer

 

You sit in a long line all night in August to get this years release. You sit in the cold or rain doing the same. I'm still a geek, but I won't do the above again.

 

You sit in the beer aisle checking dates on everything and damming the world that they are not shown or shown in some form of alien dialect.

 

OMG when I first moved to AZ (Years Ago) my buddies and I rented a place because we could walk to and from the favorite bar without worrying about driving, LOL. That brings back the old young days of reckless behavior.
Cheers

 

Haha...I just did this last month! Cigar City, Funky Buddha, Proof, and MIA is what i had muled back.

 

When I put a bottle opener on my Keychain to avoid emergencies.

When I rinse every glass I use for anything.