Worst beer names, ever.

I can't get my tongue around Westvleteren.

 

I had no idea these existed - it's incredible how bad those are. Like, the business planning meetings for these must have been akin to how Matt and Trey come up with South park episodes.

 

Ah. I am not versed with Greek pronunciation.

 

I think most of the Clown Shoes stuff has pretty dumb names.

 

Terrible.

 

I can't stand the weird-ass colloquialisms they use on their beers. I get that it's a source of local pride but damn it just seems stupid to me, it actually puts me off buying their beer. I don't want to sound like I'm straight out of 'Deliverance' when I'm trying to say the name of a beer I'm drinking.

 

Horse piss. Bad name with a bad taste. =O::::::

 

Yibe, grey matter harpin' taish a slib if you shy underst the loree. Bahl Hornin' from Boont region.

 

Brew Cocky. At once the greatest and worst beer name ever. What a mess!

 

Victory Dirt Wolf is a pretty bad name for a pretty god beer.

 

another vote for Brown Note. 100% chance of me never buying that beer

 

No mention of Delirium Tremens? I mean, it's a great beer, but seriously...

 

Rogues Beard Beer just sounds douchey to no end...

 

All things aside, it's a well done brown. Still a little pricey in VA even for the 16oz can though.

 

It's tasty though.

 

It's not a pedo thing at all. The brewery is in Utah. Think about it...

 

Logsdon has spunk-looking wax but not intentionally.

 

Rogue Yellow Snow IPA

Just about every one of Boulder Beer's names:
Sweaty Betty Blonde
Hazed Hoppy Session Ale
Kinda Blue Blueberry Wheat Beer

And my personal pet peeve is beers that falsely advertise their style, such as:
Redhook ESB (really an amber ale)
Oskar Blues Dale's Pale Ale (catchy name, but it's an IPA)
Alaskan Amber Ale (really an altbier)

 

To paraphrase Pulp Fiction.... Brown Note might taste like Goose Island 2010 Rare but I wouldn't know because I aint drinking the m-fer

 

Its less fecal than some wild ales I have come across...