Job Interview

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  1. swhite11

    swhite11 Initiate (0) Sep 15, 2008 Washington

    Hey guys,

    I'm interviewing for a territory managment position with a distributor in my area next week. I just wanted to know if anyone has any tips or experience along these lines and what I may want to consider before moving forward with the job if all goes well.

    Thanks.
     
  2. SammyJaxxxx

    SammyJaxxxx Initiate (0) Feb 23, 2012 New Jersey

    Definitely do not bring beer to interview

    Good luck
     
  3. leedorham

    leedorham Initiate (0) Apr 27, 2006 Washington

    You love all the brands carried by your distributor and you hate all other brands.

    All stores should stock only the brands carried by your distributor.

    Any bar that wants to pour your brands should pour only your brands. Those that comply get free stuff regardless of the legality.

    You are a competition-crushing cyborg.
     
  4. jivex5k

    jivex5k Initiate (0) Apr 13, 2011 Florida

    Make sure you floss!
     
  5. Orca

    Orca Grand Pooh-Bah (4,710) Sep 18, 2010 Washington
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    Hi swhite11, I'll be your interviewer. Just bring an envelope full of large bills and everything should go fine.
     
  6. MaxSpang

    MaxSpang Initiate (0) Jan 28, 2011 Ohio
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    Wear sexy underwear.... or something like that.
     
  7. deadonhisfeet

    deadonhisfeet Pooh-Bah (2,481) Apr 23, 2011 Kentucky
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    Best advice I ever got about interviewing for a job:

    Make sure you use the restroom while you're there. That's where you find out what the company thinks of its employees and what the employees think of the company.
     
  8. yamar68

    yamar68 Initiate (0) Apr 1, 2011 Minnesota

  9. PapaGoose03

    PapaGoose03 Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,057) May 30, 2005 Michigan
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    Show your exuberant enthusiasm for the beer community.
     
  10. brewbetter

    brewbetter Initiate (0) Jun 2, 2012 Nauru

    Show up drunk so they know you care about beer.
     
  11. jmw

    jmw Initiate (0) Feb 4, 2009 North Carolina

    Yeah this. You want advice beyond what this site is meant to provide.
    Good luck.
     
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  12. Zaphog

    Zaphog Grand Pooh-Bah (4,676) Sep 23, 2011 Michigan
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    That's pretty standard for any interview.
     
  13. swhite11

    swhite11 Initiate (0) Sep 15, 2008 Washington

    Haha, It's funny because I'm meeting the craft and specialty manager at one of our local craft beer bars for the interview. That being said self-control will be a good thing to bring with me.
     
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  14. swhite11

    swhite11 Initiate (0) Sep 15, 2008 Washington

  15. maltmuncher

    maltmuncher Initiate (0) Aug 22, 2012

    I have to agree with brewbetter on this one!!
     
  16. sergeantstogie

    sergeantstogie Initiate (0) Nov 16, 2010 Washington

    Wear a tuxedo.
     
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  17. benbking

    benbking Initiate (0) Dec 11, 2009 Rhode Island

    Remain clothed at all times. Be on time. Do not fart during the interview.
     
  18. PatKorn

    PatKorn Pundit (971) Aug 30, 2007 Hawaii

    Tell them what a great liar you are and how you sold your soul to the devil.
     
  19. DrunkenMonk

    DrunkenMonk Initiate (0) Jun 2, 2012 California


    Don't wear any underwear.
     
  20. OneBeertoRTA

    OneBeertoRTA Initiate (0) Jan 2, 2010 California

    Bring a beer bong and a bottle of Black Tuesday. Load that thing up in front of boss man and let him know you don't f*!k around when it comes to beer.
     
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