The beer equivalent of Christmas

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  1. doktorhops

    doktorhops Pooh-Bah (2,065) Jan 12, 2011 Australia
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    I was just thinking how cool it would be to have a beer equivalent of Christmas day - something like Brewmas day. Which day would it be?

    Also Christmas has Santa Claus, what would Brewmas have instead?
    Father Brewmas with a trendy long brown beard, wearing a flat cap and sporting tattoos of hops on one arm and malts on the other is what I pictured.

    Also what about those traditional things they do at Christmas?
    Like instead of decorating a Christmas tree it's a hops tree, instead of leaving cookies and milk for Santa we leave a slice of Guinness pie and a Milk Stout for Father Brewmus.

    Beer carols? Yes please.

    Come on people, let's spread the brewmas cheer and make my fevered dreams a reality!

    PS: I am aware Oktoberfest is a sort of defacto beer Christmas I'm just having a bit of fun.
     
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  2. MarshallBirdhouse

    MarshallBirdhouse Initiate (0) Feb 19, 2013 Kentucky
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    I celebrate this everyday.
     
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  3. JuicesFlowing

    JuicesFlowing Initiate (0) Jul 5, 2009 Kansas

    Father Brewmas comes 4 times a year, corresponding with the four seasons -- err, seasonals.
     
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  4. Sweatshirt

    Sweatshirt Initiate (0) Jan 27, 2014 New Hampshire

    I call it my birthday.
     
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  5. MistaRyte

    MistaRyte Pooh-Bah (2,681) Jan 14, 2008 Virginia
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    Beer thirty
     
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  6. hangdrop

    hangdrop Initiate (0) Feb 15, 2015 Indiana

  7. Squire

    Squire Grand Pooh-Bah (4,385) Jul 16, 2015 Mississippi
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    Me too.
     
  8. OldSwampy

    OldSwampy Initiate (0) Apr 4, 2016 Virginia

    St. Arnold of Soissons is the patron saint of hops pickers and Belgian brewers. His feast day is August 14. Seems like a good choice to me.
     
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  9. SILVER

    SILVER Zealot (668) Jan 3, 2007 Florida

    This would seem the way to go. I was thinking the same.
     
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  10. Gaddabble

    Gaddabble Initiate (0) Mar 8, 2014 Ohio
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    Father Brewmas! Ha! I think we should nominate a different BA member every year to be Father Brewmas. Somebody who is a "BA All-Star" and who might be a bit Santa Clausesque. Since I know virtually no one on BA personally, I'll nominate @TongoRad since he is very active on BA, seems like a reasonable person, has apparently been on BA forever, and his avatar looks like a skinny drunk Santa.

    Also, I'll vote for April 21st, the day after the weed-smoker's day. It just makes sense that they go together.
     
  11. doktorhops

    doktorhops Pooh-Bah (2,065) Jan 12, 2011 Australia
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    We could work our way down the BA All-Star list right down to the newest member until eveyone has had a go, then we can go back to the top of the list again.

    What would the costume for Father Brewmas be though?

    I was thinking modern Irish clothing - flat cap, green Adidas track suit - because everyone knows the Irish can put it away... although the Czechs are the biggest per captia beer drinkers in the world - so maybe something Czech traditional?
     
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  12. BBThunderbolt

    BBThunderbolt Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,846) Sep 24, 2007 Kiribati
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    Participating in BIFs, particularly the NBS BIFs, is like having multiple Kwanzaa's!
     
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  13. beertraveler08

    beertraveler08 Initiate (0) Mar 22, 2016 Louisiana

    I give this idea a thumbs up.Miller High Life pie instead though.
     
  14. Shanex

    Shanex Grand Pooh-Bah (4,960) Dec 10, 2015 France
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    Oh Holy Beers, the stars are brightly shining. It Is the night of our dear savior Hops.

    Ill let myself out :wink:
     
  15. cavedave

    cavedave Grand Pooh-Bah (4,157) Mar 12, 2009 New York
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    It can share April 20 with its wonderful associate, with whom beer is such great accompaniment.
     
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  16. rgordon

    rgordon Pooh-Bah (2,701) Apr 26, 2012 North Carolina
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    I'd rather have The Beer Bunny, "hopping down the hoppy trail". Oh well. I'm retired and I still hate Monday.
     
  17. DoctorZombies

    DoctorZombies Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,827) Feb 1, 2015 Florida
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    Another vote for everyday...
     
  18. TongoRad

    TongoRad Grand Pooh-Bah (3,884) Jun 3, 2004 New Jersey
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    Haha (or should that be HoHo? :slight_smile:) Thanks for the mention, but keep in mind that I'm the sort who brings what you need, not what you want :wink:.
     
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  19. captaincoffee

    captaincoffee Pooh-Bah (2,218) Jul 10, 2011 Virginia
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    George Takei's birthday? Awesome idea. Didn't know you were such a big Trekkie.
     
  20. phillyhops

    phillyhops Initiate (0) Aug 4, 2014 New Jersey

    Sounds more like Hanukkah Harry...
     
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