Rusty Nail Release

Time stamp: 3:05 a.m. How deep is the line?

 

7:21 am. How's the mule team now/\?

 

They can't answer you right now. They're engaged in hand-to-handtruck fighting over positions in the line.

 

Not sure how many, but there's a bottle share going on out front based on what I saw on Untappd.

 

Is Channel 51 Eyewitless news on the scene with their mobile handtruck-cam? Are they getting aerial footage from Handicopter 51? Are there massive bum,er, mule fights over the Oxidized Wood Fastener? Come on Seattle, we can be better than Tampa at this!!!

 

Someone should tweet a pic of that to SPD. I'm sure they'd drop everything to go write some open container tickets.

Plus, I've always wondered about the etiquette of these things: who brings all the mini-tulips to taste from, and how do you know how many to bring? Is it considered gauche to slam the glass on the ground and do a touchdown-type dance after a particularly great beer? Sort of like a bat-flip after a homer. Do you toss for distance or height? Who brings the bowling ball to knock over the empties with? Who's responsible for all the empty Gatorade bottles for folks to pee in? Is there a pretzel-necklace vendor on-site, or do we all bring our own?

 

I know Tex has asked people to not do that in the past. Much less hidden than the alley behind Holy Mountain.

 

How is GM still standing?

 

Several hundred in line already. Free coffee and doughnuts. Handing out Rusty Nail pins. Bottle share going on. Info from staff is that all future releases will be on Saturdays.

 

Just arrived. Long line. We're almost at 35th Ave. #shitstormfuckshow

 

How's my team of hobos, er mules, er "friends" holding up? They promised to get there in time to be the first 200 in line. I paid for 4 buses.

 

I paid them each a 6-pack of warm Coors Light to get behind us.

 

Aye! Line to urban earth already. The counter is out just in front of me. We'll see if I made it.

 

Fremont employee who was handing out donuts and pins just did a headcount, says line is now 180 people deep.

 

Just got in line. Had a nice morning with my wife and kid at the farmers market.

 

ISO: doughnut. FT: Warm Coors light.

 

I had to drag my kid along for this unfortunately. Wife had an appt. She's occupying herself with a Harry Potter book.

 

Dan where are you? I'm in line on 30th also.

 

Typo 35

 

Now I've got enough info to stalk you...