The Beer You Will Never Touch Again.....

Victorys Wild Devil, really not my style, but I still couldn't take a second sip. Drain pour.

 

Boulevard Funky Pumpkin - a sour pumpkin beer. My bad I guess, the label clearly said "sour" in tiny-ass font. Their description says "pleasant tartness" but it was sour like vinegar, nothing pleasant about it. My first drain pour.

 

Geez- I'm the first to say Crazy Eds Cave Creek?

 

It sucks. But I was thinking more shitty craft brews, and there's a few out there.

 

Bud Light Platinum. Hands down the worst beer that has ever passed these lips. This swill should never be allowed to befoul a glass lest its putrid aromas escape the can. If I got hold of a microbrew this bad, I would give it a pass and chalk it up as a possible bad batch. But since BLP is the product of a Proudly Macro (tm) international conglomerate that prides itself on its consistency, the only conclusion I can draw is that it was designed to taste and smell like ditch water. This stuff has no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

Also, Guinness Nitro IPA.

 

New Holland Incorrigible sour....The reserve with berries was pretty decent but the regular release was horrible. Only beer so far from New Holland that I have poured out....Tasted like sour soda water..

 

Barrel Aged Arrogant Bastard was one of the worst things I've ever tasted. Luckily it was just a few ounces at a tasting, but I couldn't even drink that much. Awful.

 

Bourbon barrel and regular plead the 5th

 

That hotel room in Tampa really scarred ya, huh? LOL.
Show me on the bottle where the bad beer touched you.....

 

Mango Magnifico. The first from Founders I did not like.

 

Damn straight bro! Scarred for life

 

There are some I won't try as the taste combo seems outside my wheelhouse, but so far, even those I didn't like were salvageable by cooking with or mixing into a radler. Either lucky or just not an indiscriminate sampler. Not a "ticker" by nature.

 

Indra Kunindra and Watermelon Dorado.
Although Indra at least could be used in a nice marinade.

 

Kinda harsh, not close to my favorite in the style.

 

Happy to hear I'm not alone

 

Southern Tier Warlock

 

I try to avoid those in the first place .

 

Samuel Adams Nitro IPA. 100 IBUs do not go well with a nitrogenated creamy mouthfeel. That beer was extremely difficult to get through.

 

Can't really say . . . I block such memories.