The Beer You Will Never Touch Again.....

Wild Blue. That stuff is terrible. Maybe Shipyard Pumpkinhead too.

 

To never touch again means it's offensive to the highest degree, pure rot gut. There's lots of beers I don't really like, but offensive is another category of bad. So with that JW Lees Lagavulin barrel was pure poison of the greatest degree, the worst beer I've ever had to date, and it's not a style issue just a shitty beer. I wouldn't drink a bottle for free, nor could I. The other in IMO cheating because you can buy it in any gas station, but.. Steel Reserve. No way I can drink this stuff, it's anti freeze.

 

That's about as imaginative yet descriptive flavor explanation I've seen.

 

RJ Rockers Bell Ringer, Brooklyn The Concoction and Not Your Father's Root Beer. It's scary to think that The Concoction is supposed to taste like an actual cocktail - to me it tastes like water steeped with used band-aids.

 

I agree with this. I think I poured out both bottles because they were so gross to me.

 

5 Stones Sprung. Just awful.

 

A couple come to mind (Shudders) Steel Reserve and Mickeys Big Mouth. Both remind me of Battery Acid .

 

Gulden Draak!

 

Heresy!

 

So many, so many....

 

New Holland hoppy beers.

They can execute a stout & even a kölsch, but the hoppy beers taste like average homebrew with Midwestern hops.

 

Cave creek chili beer. So nasty.

 

Boatswain is some brutal ass swill, man. I love beer and can count the number of drain pours I've had on (roughly) one hand. Boatswain HLV (heavy lift vessel) was one of them. Vicious garbage. Glad I didn't try the IPA

EDIT: Brooklyn The Concotion an DFH Sah'tea were my picks before I saw boatswain mentioned.

 

Pyramid "apricot" / Samuel Adams Cherry Wheat and Blackberry Wit / almost anything Firestone / Mud and Funk Braurei de Molen (otherwise just about everything they make is Awesome) / Rogue Sriracha Stout, interesting but just too weird / and any and all pumpkin sours

 

SAB cherry wheat

Davidson Irish red plus a few others from them

DuClaw sweet baby jesus.....so so bad

There are more but I am blocking them right now.

Enjoy

 

As of yesterday, any IPA/IIPA from Pinthouse Pizza in Austin (sans Electric Jellyfish... that beer was phenomenal!).

Pineapple Express, Lupulin Wizard, Fully Adrift, Man 'o War, etc... All way out of balance with some of the most dry, bitter finishes I can remember.

 

Evil twin brewing Imperial Doughnut Break and Night Shift Trifecta.

 

Low hanging fruit: Fat Tire

More interesting answer: a lot of Founders stuff. I've had it in blind tastings quite a bit lately and I always prefer most everything else over it. Maybe I don't like the yeast they use? KBS was the most disappointing "whale" I've ever tried.

 

Why?