Newbie BIF Hints & Hauls

Discussion in 'Beer It Forward' started by LehighAce06, Aug 27, 2015.

  1. JoeyIce3

    JoeyIce3 Initiate (0) Aug 17, 2015 Texas

    Congrats @Greeny87 and I'll go with
    2 boys and 67 breweries. Thanks for the chance
     
  2. SRBush1974

    SRBush1974 Initiate (0) Apr 18, 2015 New Jersey

    Yup, you did call it very early. Had to keep my calm to let it linger a bit.

    Hint #3 - Twenty One Pilots lyric (Ohio band)
    Hint #4 - Your right, Tracy Chapman
    Hint #5 - Right again, Black Keys
    Hint #6 - Nine Inch Nails lyric (started in Ohio)
    Hint #7 - The Nationals (again, started in Ohio)
    Hint #8 - The easiest clue. Shawshank Redemption quote (filmed at a prison in Ohio)

    Enjoy! Hope it all makes it safely.
     
  3. UcDru

    UcDru Maven (1,363) Aug 15, 2013 Ohio
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    @Eziel have you ever shopped at Stevens "Do it Best" Hardware?...........
     
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  4. Eziel

    Eziel Pooh-Bah (2,109) Jan 31, 2013 Ohio
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    Never heard of that place @UcDru

    Do they have Pirate Paradise, I've been looking for a couple bottles of that stuff :slight_smile:
     
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  5. UcDru

    UcDru Maven (1,363) Aug 15, 2013 Ohio
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    I personally have never been to Greenfield although I think I know someone who works about a mile from Stevens. Let me reach out to him for you......hold on...










    Hey @Eziel if you get a second today can you check Stevens Hardware to see if they sell beer for a friend? Looks like it is about a 20 minute walk for you....
     
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  6. Eziel

    Eziel Pooh-Bah (2,109) Jan 31, 2013 Ohio
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  7. UcDru

    UcDru Maven (1,363) Aug 15, 2013 Ohio
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    ok....I think I just got thrust into this round by a couple of Ohio jokers.... @Elkevjoe and @Eziel probably have some explaining to do. Only problem is I was not given targets. I suppose I will look for someone in Elyria, OH and Greenfield, OH
     
  8. jonbonfondle

    jonbonfondle Initiate (0) Nov 1, 2014 Minnesota
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    I wouldn't be surprised if @KyleDavis masterminded the whole thing, he's been known to target unsuspecting individuals. :wink:
    Plus, they had to get your address somehow...
     
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  9. UcDru

    UcDru Maven (1,363) Aug 15, 2013 Ohio
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    I know exactly where he lives....also you seem to speak with knowledge on the subject.
     
  10. KyleDavis

    KyleDavis Initiate (0) Aug 20, 2015 Ohio

    You shut your dirty mouth. I did no such thing to my Local brethren. Besides, I'm within the blast radius of his house, so no way I'd endanger myself.
     
  11. Elkevjoe

    Elkevjoe Crusader (430) Jan 4, 2015 Ohio
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    Thanks @KyleDavis:slight_smile: Hope you enjoy em @UcDru!
     
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  12. UcDru

    UcDru Maven (1,363) Aug 15, 2013 Ohio
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    Without further ado....grab your pus.....no wait wrong forum grab your tissues pron incoming. Some of it wrapped though so don't get too excited quite yet.

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    Calling cards from the bombers interesting to note they tried to displace blame towards a fellow local whose house I have been too many times. First the unwrapped bottles...




















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    just kidding....without further ado



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    Westy 8 believe this is a new tick and want
    TH Doppleganger - permawant
    Trillium/Amager - Sigtebr0d new tick should have been want
    Trillium Scaled up and Scaled - permawants love trillium
    Wrapped bottles with emoji's and some ugly dudes face who is just a little better looking than @Yourahoser but they do have his favorite vegetable included on the a couple labels (Eggplant).
    Various candy and a pill bottle filled with ginger gum (dead giveaway).
    Newbies Swag Snifter! Will break this in this afternoon with one of the trillium cans!
    Not sure what I did to deserve this welcome but it will not go unnoticed. While I certainly appreciate the bombing let's work on getting the handshakes ticked in the near future boys. Cheers y'all and watch your porches.
     
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  13. Mipper

    Mipper Pundit (986) Dec 14, 2012 Pennsylvania
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    Likely story............and a puuuuurfect example of Hobbit subterfuge and chicanery!

    Lurks back out....
     
  14. KyleDavis

    KyleDavis Initiate (0) Aug 20, 2015 Ohio

    FTFY

    Dru, I've got a couple empty 12-shippers in the basement. See ya tonight.
     
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  15. KyleDavis

    KyleDavis Initiate (0) Aug 20, 2015 Ohio

    Get off my lawn.
     
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  16. Elkevjoe

    Elkevjoe Crusader (430) Jan 4, 2015 Ohio
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    @KyleDavis do you not remember shipping @Homebrew who was not in this round? Remember this is not a Beer It Backwards group!
     
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  17. KyleDavis

    KyleDavis Initiate (0) Aug 20, 2015 Ohio

    I'm not sure how that makes me in any way guilty for your recent actions. Also, if I send you a box now, it wouldn't be BIB.
     
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  18. JoeyIce3

    JoeyIce3 Initiate (0) Aug 17, 2015 Texas

    Maybe a wishlist bottle lol
     
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  19. Mipper

    Mipper Pundit (986) Dec 14, 2012 Pennsylvania
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    Damn Hobbit line stealers!!!!

    It seems like Panties are getting in a bunch here...............if you need a quick smile, and I encourage you to do this........go to YouTube and search for Stephen Hawking sings Monty Python........its fantastic!!

    Lurks Back Out.........
     
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  20. Elkevjoe

    Elkevjoe Crusader (430) Jan 4, 2015 Ohio
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    We'll be driving through next Friday morning on the way to the Shelton Bros Festival.
     
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