One of Michigan's finer forays into the coveted ne ipa style. A little birdie told me those were one of your weaknesses.
Enjoy! Heard you like IPA's and stouts. This box was just timed perfectly as I was in VT over New Years. Glad I was able to get you a bunch of new ticks!
Enjoy! One of these (non-wrapped beers) is a dickbutt, I'll let you decide which. Hint: it's not the BADSDB, which is easily my favorite beer in the box.
Have a thing for innocent boys, eh? I spent 45 mins getting made a dick by photobucket, as it seemed to not want to work tonight. I'm eager to share the load and will in the morning. *unlike other old-ass swtfyw's this was not because I'm incompetent. Though I can't prove as much. **Im walking sideways which doesn't help
I've been wrecked by the newbies and I don't even use BA!!! Thanks @Elneenee!!!!!!!!!! (and maybe @Elkevjoe too)
FedEx and UPS came and went yesterday and I sighed with relief! And then the UPS driver came back through the neighborhood late with a box containing my fate. I asked him whatever happened to efficiency and if he was hired by a Newbie to pull off such a trick, he looked confused. I feel like I've seen this monkey around, just didn't know he had the skills of a well-trained troll. Wow. All of the best of OH rained down in what looked like an innocent enough Home Depot box. Beers kept coming out. I was obviously stalked as I'm a hop & stout kind of guy and this box tickled all the dark places! And then that rare Mich Ultra bomber?! I've been known to throw down a few Ultra's so had a good chuckle. Corked and caged Dickbutt, eh? We will see on Saturday I'm sure. Of course what's a badass box like this going to do without sending awesome proper glassware too?! I've been wanting a JO's snifter for some time, not sure how you knew that. And Hoof Hearted glass?! Yes! And a tasty buckeye placed inside that will be enjoyed too. You Newbies are something else! I guess you can stick around. The only thing different about my letter that I noticed was that @Elkevjoe appeared to leave very specific instructions on what to do at the end of the letter, which is very helpful to me. Thanks Kevin and crew! *the hops won't survive the weekend.
All the porch bombing schenanigans have gotten me behind on hints so here's 4 new ones, oh dearest target: Hint 1: Newgrass Brewing Co. Hint 2: The Olde Mecklenburg Brewery Hint 3: Boojum Brewery Hint 4: NoDa Brewing Hint 5: The Dingo Dog Brewery Hint 6: Ecusta Brewery Hint 7: Wooden Robot Brewery Hint 8: Fonta Flora Brewery Hint 9: Blowing Rock Brewing Company Hint 10: Gibbs Hundred Brewing Co. Hint 11: Raleigh Brewing Company Hint 12: Highland Brewing Company Hint 13: The Pig Pounder Brewery Hint 14: Heist Brewery Hint 15: Olde Hickory Brewery Hint 16: Red Oak Brewery Hint 17: Wicked Weed Brewing Hint 18: Waterline Brewing Co. There are 3 hints left which I will post sometime over the weekend and then the fun begins trying to solve. Hopefully someone figures it out. Decoder Hint 1: These are all meaningless... for now Decoder Hint 2: The key is a number
woah... When we bombed the Locals a lot sent return fire before moving onto y'all... Don't think you're safe One eye open Always
Oh I will enjoy it all! I'm just following your nice little notes' instructions. I don't know how to beer anything backwards but everyone knows we aren't quite right down here in FL. If you don't defend your mark you'll lose it but I recommend finding a better lawyer than the one we seem to have around here...
I hired @Mipper to defend it. And I think @jshusc volunteered to be my legal counsel. I may have made worse decisions before, but nothing comes to mind.
