Darklord Day 2017

And thus nuclear fusion wasn't discovered by an MIT nuclear scientist, but by a lonely man, in his basement with some infected hot sauce....

 

Wear your safety goggles!

 

I'm confused. You hadn't opened the hot sauce you bought a year ago yet? What were you waiting for the perfect burrito?

 

You mean you didn't??

Just plain forgot about it.

 

I hate when I just accidentally stumble on a bottle of wax dipped, $15, barrel aged, waited in line 3 hours for hot sauce.

 

Naw, didn't even wait a minute for the actual hot sauce. As for $15... Eh, won't be the first time I've let food go bad. Pretty sure won't be the last either.

 

Especially after you pour that wretched sauce on it. HEYYYYY OHHHHHHH!

 

Keep it going guys, this is the kind of conversation we need to keep going in order to get this thread up to record proportions by time DLD comes around.

 

Too be fair those cigars are delicious. It doesnt taste like drinking a stout. But it had some extra stouty sweetness that is a nice change of pace.

 

Sorry we should be talking about more important things like is it ok to sleep overnight in your car.

 

The bar was set high last year for total pages on the thread.... It was just over a 100, right?

 

I refuse to believe that this great institution has reached peak asshattery.

 

Or how about if there are police checkpoints for those people that insist on driving? We've got plenty of topics left to cover (over and over)!

 

Let's see how many of the usual comments I can put in one post...

-When/how do tickets go on sale? (already hit this a few times)
-Can I bring a guest?
-Is this fest outside?
-Can I bring a cooler?
-Where are the best places to stay/park?
-When should I get there?
-Where's a variants list?
-How are the variants distributed?
-Is there a list of guest taps?
-How much beer should I bring? What kind of beer should I bring?
-Can I bring growlers?
-$200?!?! I don't want to buy the place!
- I'm bringing (list of beers), find me if you want to share.
-People actually line up for this beer?! So overrated!
-The weather is going to suuuuuck.
-I'm surrounded by shitlords.
-Fuck these lines!
-Whalez bro!
-Some asshole took my beer!
-Look at these drunken idiots!
-Is (hotel name) taking reservations for next year yet?
-Anyone tried (variant name) yet?

I'm sure I missed a few that you guys will fill in.

 

A few you missed.

Will Zombie Dust and other beers be available to buy cases of?
Should I get in line at Gate A or Gate B?
What bands are playing?
Can I buy two tickets and get both allotments?
Why were last years guest taps better?
Where can I park?
Can I leave my car over night?

 

What is up with this thread?? LOL

 

here's some actual DLD news: looks like the bottles will have a new label

 

Is this the first DLD thread that you're following? It's usually 80 to a 100 pages long, with about 2 pages out of that with pertinent info. Rest is a shit-show.

Just wait until we get to the 'how will/should the variants be distributed?' That will take up at least 40 pages.

 

I'm almost certain that's from one of the comic books. Someone already debunked this on a Three Floyds Facebook group.

 

I wonder if he skips leg day. Most dudes I see that jacked tend to have chicken legs.