Monkish Brewing (March 2017)

Found the Monkish mole. Seriously though, making those release announcements at the time. I'm not brand new, I wouldn't think anything of it if what you claim is correct. So basically, stop screwing with my conspiracies.

 

Maybe we can get the Trump investigation in on finding the Monkish leak.

Now that's a "tapp" I can get behind....

Sorry.

 

Not with Finnish derailing things with his alternate facts.

 

Partial tap list for the party and no IPA's

 

it says "AND MORE! Including some exciting hoppy and curated beers"

 

Thoughts on their plan for the anniversary party?

 

My guess is the wait to get in will be 3+ hours and an hour to get a pour of something.
I can't wait!

 

My plan was to hide in the dumpster after they close on Friday and pop out Saturday 9 am sharp

 

Since there's no lining up before 9am

 

Aren't people just going to form a line outside of the entrance to the lot instead?

 

Maybe, but that won't be the real line so hopefully a stampede will ensue at 9am to get in the real line. Really looking forward to reading about.

 

So im lost here. (not really) They will allow up to 200 ppl at a time but with no time restrictions to how long until they can get the next groups of people in to enjoy the festivities? So basically groups will never leave and you'll stand in line till they close in hopes to try the same shit everyone has had already. I guess these guys are really hoping Henry pulls out juice bombs just to satisfy their Fanta soda addictions.

 

I wish. Then I'd be in that special pre-pre group.

Flash mob at Monkish. Saturday, 9am sharp.

 

It'll be like fucking Churchill's with everybody sitting in U-Haul's until the allotted time to line up begins

 

I just had this mental image of the Monkish parking lot lined with U-Haul trucks. Right at 9am, all the gates are lifted a loads of neckbeards and hazebros pour out.

 

I'm new to this here anniversary thing that Monks is doing this year. Are they charging for an entrance fee like Noble and the rest did or are going to do? Or is it free and they are just letting groups of 200 in at allotted time slots?

 

Also new to their anniversary.

I read it as free entry, limited to 150-200 heads at a time and you pay per pour. Perhaps you buy raffle tix to exchange for pours to keep the pour lines moving.

 

Destined to be an absolute shit show. Have fun.

 

Not graphic enough, plus replace bikes with strollers and chairs with tennis balls on them