Best beer/brewery motto

Lagunitas: "Beer Speaks. People Mumble."

 

Port City Brewing

"Putting the ale in Alexandria "

 

Drink Steam
Bass is best
Arctic Ale keeps out the cold
William Younger - I'm going to get younger every day this year.

... pretty much most of the Guinness ones

... and MAD can do no wrong:

 

I should have provided some context for the MAD twist on the slogan:

 

Schaefer is the one beer to have, when you're having more than one

Genesee, our one brewery makes it best

Meisterbrau, it only tastes expensive

And my all time favorite, tonight, let it be Lowenbrau

 

Rolling Rock "33"

Rolling Rock - From the glass lined tanks of Old Latrobe, we tender this premium beer for your enjoyment as a tribute to your good taste. It comes from the mountain springs to you.

—Current pledge written on the Rolling Rock bottle

Supposedly 33 stands for the thirty three words in the pledge....Zzzzzzzzzsnore.

 

"When you're out of Schlitz, you're out of beer"

Advertising magic happens when a tautology meets a cliche'

 

Ska Brewing - Lip Up Fatty!

 

Olympia, It's all water.

 

Heineken refreshes the parts other beers cannot reach.

 

Grolsch - Vakmanschap is Meesterschap

 

Honestly, Stay Thirsty My Friends is my fab and probably most closely followed I've followed.

 

Don't be a Douche Bag...The Alchemist

 

.....currently brewed in stainless steel tanks in New Jersey.....

 

"You only go around once in life, so you've got to grab for all the gusto you can get"

Schlitz ad

 

Pizza. Beer. Happy.

 

UC for me.

We drink all we can. The rest we sell.

Utica Club is where is really swings.

Our beer is 50 years behind the times (and that's the way we serve it!)

It's tough to argue over a Utica Club.

 

I've always liked "From the land of sky-blue waters, comes the water best for brewing."

Makes me feel like dancing around a fire.