Darklord Day 2017

there's a band called Goatwhore? LOL

 

oh boy, Band Advocate is about to start again.

 

I don't mind the music its just like why do they have to sing like cookie monster???

No one really likes metal, why do the bands have to play?

I like going to concerts but I don't need to see Corpse Destroyer or Angel Fuck or whatever these bands are called.

 

I rather do enjoy Death Metal. Are you asking about Cannibal Corpse, Pig Destroyer, Death Angel? Can't say there's a band with Fuck in the title that I listen too...

 

My pleasure. It has performed admirably for the last year - one big complaint I see about a lot of the other cooler bags I have been listed is that the straps aren't very strong, but I've had no issues with this one through many shares since last year's DLD.

 

According to @zach60614 there may be a band named Dragon Abortion.

 

You don't hear too many complaints about it because the problem with that bag is that the straps are so durable, when DLD beer thieves try a snatch and grab on that backpack they wind up taking the person attached with them as well.

 

Honestly, that is a solid name.

 

Ive never seen anyone that bold. But I remember last year someguy opening someones car door with them in it and taking the bag.

 

When he posted it and i read it I honestly couldn't quit laughing for a few minutes. That name is epic.

 

Don't they have the hit song Mephistopheles or maybe it was Meth Don't Stop Police or Memphis Topple Please. I can never understand what those bands are saying.

 

I think the less you can understand the more metal a band is. Lyrics are overrated these days.

 

Crap, we need to switch topics before @zach60614 sees this.

Dark Lord Day weather forcast update:

Saturday May 13th, 2017
75/54 *F
Partly sunny with a stray thunderstorm

 

I would 100% watch a band called Dragon Abortion.

Lol. The bands are easily half the reason for Dark Lord Day for both me and my +1, Goatwhore are incredible live. Too bad you can't enjoy it, I'm pumped!

 

I mean dragon abortion is ok but they are no fetus banger

 

I've never had a person try to steal my backpack off my back. Is that really a thing?

 

I'm going to start a band called Dragon Abortion and see if I can get Dikembe Mutombo to do vocals, he can out Cookie Monster anyone.

 

Probably not, but it really depends on what whalez are in your backpack.

 

if your taking about the 32 oz Can.....than yes its ok as long as you don't open it until you get inside.....no screw top, swing top, or any open beer is allowed through the entrance gate

 

I prefer Fetus Bangers personally. I got a good laugh out of that.