Weird (and normal) Beer Fantasies

Most of my beer fantasies involve voluptuous women....

 

My beer fantasies all require a fully operational time machine.

 

That all beers would reduce my beer gut.

 

Haha, I seriously have this exact dream like once a month.

 

This. Oh the beers I'd drink if price were never an object. Those $25 4 packs put a hurting on the wallet real quick for me. When I am on trips to places with better distro and local options, I always find myself having to find the right balance between quality and volume. I will drop the money for a bomber or three, or an expensive pack, but in order to stock up as much as I'd like, I have to mostly focus on quality offerings I have not had that are also somewhat more affordable. It sucks.

 

That Allagash, Jack's Abby, and Mystic would run tap lines directly to my house...

@HorseheadsHopHead - https://www.beeradvocate.com/search/?q=sumac&qt=beer

 

I want to replace all my body hair with double dry-hopped Trillium beers

 

Sounds like OP really likes how his girlfriend smells. We can all admit we love our girlfriends and would make love to beer if we could, but it seems like you're mixing the two together, like some kind of Costanza fantasy

But on the topic of interesting flavors to add to beer, I always thought green tea would go well with a hoppy beer, since IMO green tea is the IPA of teas. I think Stone already did that though.

 

There are edible essential oils out there. I'm sure one is pungent enough to be similar to tea tree.

 

Risk of myself getting in trouble here but nothings stopping anybody from putting their special something into a glass of beer haha.

 

If I had my choice of a million dollars or the ability to never gain an ounce of weight from beer, I'd take the beer all day long.

 

I would like a series of rauchbiers all made by the same base recipe, but each beer's malt smoked with different wood types to taste the various effects.

 

I would like the tail of a comet to break off and hurl a large boulder into Columbia Distributing's warehouse when nobody is there in order to give a fitting death to all the old beer they store there and deliver to the Coast with regularity.

 

One of the Hill Farmstead Leaves of Grads used Sumac. Tasty brew!

 

Recently while at my favorite taproom, someone mentioned that there is a 120 sq/ft office for rent upstairs. Got thinking that would be cool to rent that, and haul in a couch and a TV. Could run downstairs for endless excellent craft, not have to worry about driving home, and could party and crash there.

 

Mine is to spend a month trailing John Kimmich and making detailed notes of every step in his production.

 

We could meet up some day. I'm right down in Horseheads. I'd love to throw back some lagers with you.

 

You posted that at 12:29 which happens to also be my birthday month and day. It's kismet then! So holler at me any time and we will do it. I have no car. You all have to invite yourselves to my house. That goes for all BA's!

 

I want a set of magical growlers that if I hold one and chant the name of a beer three times it'll instantly be filled with said beer. They can even produce specific vintages, age states, and temperatures. So if I want say SN Bigfoot from 2014 with 18 months of age on it at cellar temperature it shall be so.

Something a little more realistic, I'd love to live somewhere next to some good breweries that were both within easy walking distance and in areas that were pedestrian friendly. Also, it'd be great if the wife would either share my interest in beer or at least be neutral about it.

 

You also can't consume eucalyptus, 'cause that shizz 'll kill ya