The Ideal Beer-drinking Chair

Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by PapaGoose03, Sep 8, 2017.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. PapaGoose03

    PapaGoose03 Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,057) May 30, 2005 Michigan
    BA4LYFE Society Pooh-Bah

  2. Shanex

    Shanex Grand Pooh-Bah (4,960) Dec 10, 2015 France
    Mod Team Society Pooh-Bah Trader

    That's creative but we still got to get up every once in a while to hit the bathroom. Otherwise, good idea.
     
  3. rronin

    rronin Initiate (0) Jul 4, 2005 Washington

    Drill a hole in the seat and put a milk jug under it. Problem solved!
     
  4. Bryan12345

    Bryan12345 Initiate (0) Mar 17, 2016 Texas

    I prefer my chairs to be sober. More beer for me!
     
  5. Squire

    Squire Grand Pooh-Bah (4,385) Jul 16, 2015 Mississippi
    BA4LYFE Society Pooh-Bah Trader

    I ain't wasting my beer money on furniture.
     
  6. utopiajane

    utopiajane Grand Pooh-Bah (3,982) Jun 11, 2013 New York
    Pooh-Bah

    Am I the only one who thought of posting a pic! My desk chair
    [​IMG]
     
  7. MistaRyte

    MistaRyte Pooh-Bah (2,681) Jan 14, 2008 Virginia
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    A Virginia shaped beer chair would be impractical for me. And most everyone.

    God help the Hawaii people who want a Hawaiian shaped beer chair. It'd be in pieces.
     
  8. marquis

    marquis Pooh-Bah (2,313) Nov 20, 2005 England
    Pooh-Bah

    Real beer drinkers stand at the bar :slight_smile:
     
  9. cryptichead

    cryptichead Grand Pooh-Bah (4,857) Jul 3, 2014 Illinois
    Mod Team Society Pooh-Bah Trader

    Can this thing manage bombers with wax seals? What about calibrating the ice container to a perfect 55 degrees? :grin::stuck_out_tongue:
     
  10. PapaGoose03

    PapaGoose03 Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,057) May 30, 2005 Michigan
    BA4LYFE Society Pooh-Bah

    We Yanks like to be comfy. :grin:
     
    edward_boumil likes this.
  11. PapaGoose03

    PapaGoose03 Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,057) May 30, 2005 Michigan
    BA4LYFE Society Pooh-Bah

    The Yooper design experts are working on those 'optional' modifications. :slight_smile:
     
    Grupatre, JrGtr and cryptichead like this.
  12. LeRose

    LeRose Grand Pooh-Bah (4,423) Nov 24, 2011 Massachusetts
    BA4LYFE Society Pooh-Bah Trader

    And Bluetooth - don't forget an Android and Apple app...then you can link everything to your phone to control the extra added features.
     
    PapaGoose03 likes this.
  13. dcotom

    dcotom Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,637) Aug 4, 2014 Iowa
    BA4LYFE Society Pooh-Bah Trader

    I hate like hell to admit this, being a Buckeye posting on a worldwide public forum and all, but that is one badass chair!
     
    PapaGoose03 likes this.
  14. Wiffler27

    Wiffler27 Pooh-Bah (2,092) Aug 16, 2009 South Carolina
    Pooh-Bah

    nope

    Go Bucks

    anything but that
     
    PapaGoose03 likes this.
  15. edward_boumil

    edward_boumil Initiate (0) Jun 28, 2015 New York

    I gotta be honest that's pretty cool.

    For me, set me up with a comfy armchair with a nice book and a side table for the beer and I'm good to go.
     
    tobelerone and PapaGoose03 like this.
  16. Jaycase

    Jaycase Grand Pooh-Bah (3,858) Jan 13, 2007 Illinois
    BA4LYFE Society Pooh-Bah Trader

    Looks like the prototype only allows 12 oz cans possibly. What about us juiceheads who only drink hazy, juice bombs which are 16 oz cans, natch? Any plans to make a version for us juiceheads? Also, I'd suggest another chute for a clean glass to slide down as well. Gotta see that hazy beer in all its glory. Maybe add a camera mount somewhere for an automated untappd checkin too. Keep us posted.
     
    PapaGoose03 likes this.
  17. bbtkd

    bbtkd Grand High Pooh-Bah (7,790) Sep 20, 2015 South Dakota
    BA4LYFE Society Pooh-Bah Trader

    What, you think the slats are there for looks?
     
    PapaGoose03 likes this.
  18. HorseheadsHophead

    HorseheadsHophead Grand Pooh-Bah (3,732) Sep 15, 2014 Colorado
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    I'll take any chair as long as there's a table or desk next to it to set my beer on.
     
    utopiajane likes this.
  19. PapaGoose03

    PapaGoose03 Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,057) May 30, 2005 Michigan
    BA4LYFE Society Pooh-Bah

    See post #11. It's in the works if da' Yoopers can figger it out.
     
    Jaycase likes this.
  20. SFACRKnight

    SFACRKnight Grand Pooh-Bah (3,348) Jan 20, 2012 Colorado
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    That explains why we're fat.
     
    PapaGoose03 likes this.
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.