I hate lactose

Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by Effinwill, Dec 1, 2017.

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  1. EvenMoreJesus

    EvenMoreJesus Initiate (0) Jun 8, 2017 Pennsylvania

    Did you just suggest that I drink anti-freeze? That's pretty funny. Though it's not helping your weak assertions that lactose is somehow a bad thing.
     
  2. Effinwill

    Effinwill Crusader (433) Dec 2, 2016 California

    Yes, I think I can tell when beers have been doctored with some kind of fake, sweet body builder, but I can't tell you if it's maltodextrin (I've never used it, nor seen a recipe that included it, nor drank a beer that boasted of including it). Apparently, it's used without admission. Wonder why?
    And, please feel free to correct me because I am no expert (seriously, 25 years of haphazard home brewing and 35 years of drinking don't count for TOO much, though I am somewhat proud of the latter - I'm no quitter), but traditionally, to brew a beer with malt body you could: use a higher percentage of munich/vienna/crystal/caramel malts; increase conversion temperature to favor unfermentable sugars; increase grain bill, decrease sparge water; and/or increase boil time to achieve a more concentrated wort.
    Traditional techniques either increase cost or decrease yield, but one can create a balanced beer with some amount of complexity. Epiphany: "Sparge less, boil more", should be a bumper sticker.
    Some stuff I've had recently has been very disappointing. I've been loath to say which beers because I'm no expert and I would hate to impugn their reputation without solid evidence, but the sudden drop in price and increase in availability combined with BLAH body.... The beers I'm thinking of have a one dimensional, one note, bland sweetness that coats the palate, destroying complexity and nuance. An 8-10% ABV malt-focused beer should exhibit unusual malt complexity from a massive grain bill, extended boil time, etc..., no? Not getting it, just bland sweetness.
     
  3. Effinwill

    Effinwill Crusader (433) Dec 2, 2016 California

    My blood sugar has gotten high. Lactose in my beer is a bad thing, not to mention a chemists' trick pushed on palate-challenged bearded millennials.
     
  4. cavedave

    cavedave Grand Pooh-Bah (4,157) Mar 12, 2009 New York
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    TLDR. No I am sure I can't tell the difference between one.unfermented sugar in a finished beer from another. No, I claimed I could, but I can't name any beers that use unfermented sugars to mask flaws in the beer. No, I can't name any flaws being hidden by unfermented sugars in beer. I have been brewing and drinking beer a long time so ...something something something.

    Congrats on the long beer history in another ten years you will have as many years of drinking and brewing as I have
     
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  5. WillemHC

    WillemHC Zealot (604) Jun 21, 2013 Utah

    Little nit picky on the language here. OP probably meant lactose contributes to an end result flavor change, not what was accidentally stated. But in the end the outcome is the same - it contributes to some change in the beer OP doesn't like. And honestly it definitely is a change non-traditional in most styles it is now being brewed with - i.e. IPAs. Reducing bittering additions and focusing on dry hop is already making these things sweeter than they've ever been. An addition of an unfermentable sugar is taking things to kind of a crazy level.

    This is a worthy discussion post. I personally am not for it in certain styles. In IPAs especially. I like a hazy juicy beer, but I'd really prefer it to have just a tad bit of bitterness and maybe even a tiny bit of malty complexity to shine through (I think the Veil does this the best). The IPAs I have had with lactose have been one dimensional and overly sweet, so not my cup of tea.
     
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  6. CheapHysterics

    CheapHysterics Initiate (0) Apr 1, 2009 Pennsylvania

    I don't mind it in a sweet stout, but I don't have any interest in milkshake IPAs. Yuk.
     
  7. zid

    zid Grand Pooh-Bah (3,132) Feb 15, 2010 New York
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    Bearded millennials? Maybe. But don't forget "young ladies and matrons."

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  8. TongoRad

    TongoRad Grand Pooh-Bah (3,884) Jun 3, 2004 New Jersey
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    You mean it won't hurt my matronly figure? :kissing_heart::sunglasses:
     
  9. Squire

    Squire Grand Pooh-Bah (4,385) Jul 16, 2015 Mississippi
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    Only if you buy it by the case.
     
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  10. drtth

    drtth Initiate (0) Nov 25, 2007 Pennsylvania
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    Which chemical with the word "glycol" in its name are you talking about? Also, why would anyone add it to beer?

    One of them is FDA approved (also approved in several other countries) for use in such things as Ice Cream and Cheeses. The other is basically antifreeze.

    Neither of them is routinely found in beer and neither of them results from the brewing process.
     
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  11. drtth

    drtth Initiate (0) Nov 25, 2007 Pennsylvania
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    Actually we don't know if he was suggesting you drink anti-freeze or a widely used, FDA approved, food additive.

    My guess is he's been reading the Food Babe type stuff and so has no idea that there are two very different chemicals with "glycol" in their name.
     
  12. EvenMoreJesus

    EvenMoreJesus Initiate (0) Jun 8, 2017 Pennsylvania

    You should see your doctor about that, brah.

    Fair enough.

    You have yet to prove this bit. You can dislike it for whatever untenable reasons that you can come up with, that doesn't make lactose bad nor does it make it an ingredient without significant historical provenance. Again, doing some reading on brewing beer and on brewing history would help you arrive at more informed opinions.
     
  13. drtth

    drtth Initiate (0) Nov 25, 2007 Pennsylvania
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  14. jesskidden

    jesskidden Grand Pooh-Bah (3,145) Aug 10, 2005 New Jersey
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    Yeah, they've gone back 'n' forth with oysters in Love Stout, as noted in this 2011 Phila. City Paper article:

    I thought I read that they were back in (again) but I guess not according to the brewer's website.
     
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  15. Effinwill

    Effinwill Crusader (433) Dec 2, 2016 California

    Thank you. I have little time for defending my opinions on what I like about beer, and what I don’t like. I reckon it’s ok to mention a couple larger labels - I just don’t want to badmouth a guy’s business when there are folks willing to buy his stuff. The recent “rare beers” from ommegang that I got at Costco seemed bland, lacking complexity, overtly sweet in an artificial way that I described previously. High ABV, but otherwise empty. And the stuff is everywhere and cheap; they must have really big barrels. Sam Adams holiday sampler case. A couple beers from the Sierra Nevada holiday pack. I don’t take notes, just drink.
     
  16. ivegot3Dvision

    ivegot3Dvision Pooh-Bah (1,810) Feb 9, 2015 Oregon
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    You drink what you like, and that's great, because I don't have to like what you like.

    However, those are horrible examples. From what I've seen, large craft like Sam Adams and Ommegang will add stuff to beer to make it more "complex" but the base beer isn't complex in its own right to work with the additions. But, places like Bottle Logic, Fremont, Perennial, etc. use these sugars and additions the way they're supposed to, in balance with a great base beer, leading to a fantastic tasting beer.

    There is a reason why you can buy three cases of Sam Adams holiday sampler pack for the price of one bottle of Abraxas.
     
  17. EvenMoreJesus

    EvenMoreJesus Initiate (0) Jun 8, 2017 Pennsylvania

    Sam Adams and Ommegang brew beer that is just as well made as Perennial, Fremont, and Bottle Logic and their brewers are just as educated, skilled, and talented, if not more so. They, however, brew different beer for a different audience.

    I, personally, don't drink much beer from Sam Adams or Ommegang any more. I used to drink more, but there are too many other great options to choose from. I do feel that some of Ommegang's beers (GoT beers, for instance) miss the mark.

    Or it might be just the rarity that you're paying for?
     
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  18. zid

    zid Grand Pooh-Bah (3,132) Feb 15, 2010 New York
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    Are you saying that you don't like lactose in beers because of The Sierra Nevada and Sam Adams winter packs and Ommegang beers?
     
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  19. EvenMoreJesus

    EvenMoreJesus Initiate (0) Jun 8, 2017 Pennsylvania

    Yeah . . . I have no idea how those three breweries entered this discussion in the first place.
     
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  20. zid

    zid Grand Pooh-Bah (3,132) Feb 15, 2010 New York
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    "We" are literally doing that with less economy of scale. Which isn't to say that production numbers are necessarily tied to quality one way or the other.
     
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