Tired Hands (February 2018)

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  1. makalarch

    makalarch Initiate (0) Jul 31, 2011 Pennsylvania

    Useful Links:

    * Tired Hands on Instagram (can releases usually take place on Wednesday/Thursday afternoon)
    * Tired Hands Brew Cafe
    * Tired Hands Fermentaria
    * Tired Hands General Store
    * Spreadsheet of Tired Hands Can release history made by @BeerTraveler33 (1st tab is Treehouse 2nd tab is Tired Hands)

    Hours of Operation:

    Brew Café:

    HOURS:
    M: **Closed**
    T: 4p–12a (kitchen: 4p–10p)
    W: 4p–12a (kitchen: 4p–10p)
    Th: 4p–12a (kitchen: 4p–10p)
    F: 4p–1a (kitchen: 4p–11p)
    Sa: 12p–1a (kitchen: 12p-11p)
    Su 12p–11p (kitchen: 12p–10p)

    Fermentaria:

    HOURS (Kitchen):
    M: 12p–11p (12p–10p)
    T: 12p–11p (12p–10p)
    W: 12p–12a (12p–10p)
    Th: 12p–12a (12p–10p)
    F: 12p–1a (12p–11p)
    Sa: 12p–1a (12p-11p)
    Su 12p–11p (12p–10p)

    General Store:

    HOURS:
    M: 11a–9p
    T: 11a–9p
    W: 11a–9p
    Th: 11a–9p
    F: 11a–9p
    Sa: 11a–9p
    Su 11a–9p

    General Store Can/Bottle Inventory


    Growler Filling Policy: "Please feel free to fill as many growlers as you would like. In Pennsylvania, each transaction must be limited to 192 fluid ounces. This means that upon receipt, if you would like to purchase more than 192 fluid ounces of our beer, you must leave the premises and then return to pick up additional beer (and then repeat the cycle if you’d like any more beer!).

    We will also be opening up for 64 oz growler fills on MOST ALL BEERS. There will, of course, continue to be a few beers that we will not do any growler fills of (one-off kegs, anniversary beers, etc.), but this should be a rare occurrence.

    We will continue to fill our branded glassware only, as we are STILL exceedingly proud to put our name on our Strange & Beautiful beer. If this is a very big issue for you, we will be happy to let you “trade-in” any growler for one of ours. Sound good?"

    Growler fill Prices
    64 oz:
    $20.00
    32 oz: $10.50
    Glass: $5.00

    (prices vary occasionally for higher gravity / limited quantity beers)

    The Cafe is now selling 32oz crowlers.
     
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  2. makalarch

    makalarch Initiate (0) Jul 31, 2011 Pennsylvania

    Added the little bit about crowlers to the end there.
    Also Prayer Group Batch 3 and Freedom from the Known both released today.

    Sorry if this breaks protocol looks like multiple people had started this thread in the past.
     
  3. nh2032

    nh2032 Savant (1,217) Oct 15, 2009 New York

    Is the general store subject to the 192 oz limit too? I've had a hard time keeping up with the changing PA laws the last few years.
     
  4. NickCaff

    NickCaff Initiate (0) Apr 9, 2009 Pennsylvania

    No - you can buy cases
     
  5. kdb150

    kdb150 Initiate (0) Mar 8, 2012 Pennsylvania

    A case of Freedom from the Known? Yes, please!
     
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  6. NickCaff

    NickCaff Initiate (0) Apr 9, 2009 Pennsylvania

    Super Bowl Shakes....

     
  7. JackHorzempa

    JackHorzempa Grand Pooh-Bah (3,375) Dec 15, 2005 Pennsylvania
    Society Pooh-Bah

    I am willing to bet the Instagram comments will be gleeful with this release.

    Cheers!
     
  8. NickCaff

    NickCaff Initiate (0) Apr 9, 2009 Pennsylvania

    Almost the best part of the shake releases, especially since I don’t have the patience to stand in line in the cold.
     
  9. thebeers

    thebeers Grand Pooh-Bah (5,837) Sep 10, 2014 Pennsylvania
    BA4LYFE Society Pooh-Bah Trader

    I've never had a milkshake before, and I'm almost tempted to go so I'm not drinking all morning and blitzed before the game. What time should I get in line if I decide to do this?
     
  10. Sip404

    Sip404 Initiate (0) Feb 27, 2017 Virginia

    So tomorrow will probably be a little less or more intense than normal, but typically you’re fine if your there by 7-9. You can sometimes show up at opening and get it but I wouldn’t risk it.
     
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  11. HorseheadsHophead

    HorseheadsHophead Grand Pooh-Bah (3,732) Sep 15, 2014 Colorado
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    Looks like the hazebros got their wish with a Superbowl milkshake release. In a way I'm disappointed. Some of the people commenting on the Schwarzbier release were such scumbags I would have paid good money just to see their little hearts broken.
     
  12. rozzom

    rozzom Pooh-Bah (2,620) Jan 22, 2011 New York
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    I just read those comments. What a bunch of dickheads
     
  13. jonphisher

    jonphisher Grand Pooh-Bah (3,850) Aug 9, 2015 New Jersey
    Society Pooh-Bah Trader

    Remember when pumpkin lasted forever cause of low allotments. I bet the same thing happens today. I can’t agree more with the above the same scum who were complaining like babies are there happy in all their glory. They’ll be able to post their haul pics after all I guess. Hopefully they get a lot of likes.
     
  14. William_Navidson

    William_Navidson Pooh-Bah (1,557) May 1, 2015 Pennsylvania
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    I shouldn't be expressing surprise at Shake lines anymore, but here I am...

    Oh well, Tang is one of my favorite Tired Hands beers and the timing of this release is absolutely perfect to get out of here relatively early and take them straight to tailgate. Go Eagles!
     
  15. William_Navidson

    William_Navidson Pooh-Bah (1,557) May 1, 2015 Pennsylvania
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    This is going to be one of the longest Tired Hands lines ever. If it lasts for a while it's going to be because they made a ton and have low allotments, both of which are possible.
     
  16. Adrena1ine

    Adrena1ine Zealot (748) Nov 22, 2014 Pennsylvania
    Trader

    Distasteful as per usual. :stuck_out_tongue:
     
  17. jonphisher

    jonphisher Grand Pooh-Bah (3,850) Aug 9, 2015 New Jersey
    Society Pooh-Bah Trader

    If you can tailgate with 16 oz of a 9% beer more power to you.
     
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  18. William_Navidson

    William_Navidson Pooh-Bah (1,557) May 1, 2015 Pennsylvania
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    Thanks for the reminder, I always forget that these Shakes are nearly 10% ABV...
     
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  19. NickCaff

    NickCaff Initiate (0) Apr 9, 2009 Pennsylvania

    2 per person, 300 cases. Going to be some angry people
     
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  20. rozzom

    rozzom Pooh-Bah (2,620) Jan 22, 2011 New York
    Pooh-Bah Trader

    Ah man that sucks. 8 x 10% beers isn’t close to enough beer for the Super Bowl.

    Pouring out a little beer for the hazeboiz (or lactose lads as you guys call them) in line who are facing real problems right now
     
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