Dark Lord (2018)

my USPS tracking code starts with 666 which i think means i get to skip the first come first served line

 

I can't wait to check in every 1 oz pour I have until about 10:00 AM when I decide it isn't worth the effort anymore

 

or your fingers are not nimble enough to work a touch keyboard on a phone

 

So ahhhh, if there were tickets bought in a spouse's name (that doesn't even drink beer) because I probably wasn't clear on details when telling her to use another computer to try and get tickets(we both ended up getting in), how hardline are they really about that? This entire festival would be completely wasted on her but I could definitely bring a real ID of hers so it would match her wristband name. They going to care past that? There's no shenanigans at play, I'd just like to both stay married and not waste tickets.

 

I can't wait to shit my pants.

 

When are they going to release the variant list

 

The amount of shit-stained tan shorts I saw last year was remarkable. Hoping to beat that record sighting this year.

 

Very disappointed Etix cleared up the confusion so quickly. Was thoroughly looking forward to the meltdowns.

 

I'm thinking that depends on how careful the underpaid, overworked security guard is. Hope you have a female friend who looks a lot like her because I'm thinking some dude using a woman's id has no chance at all.

 

At the risk of derailing, thanks to the info in this years and last years threads about picking up a backpack cooler. I did a little poking around and settled on

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B079JL12JR/ref=twister_B079JHCRM7?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1

Seems like a good size and I like the flap over the zipper to prevent any easy theft of bottles. Built in bottle opener is a plus. And there's a 20% off coupon to bring the price down a bit.

I just hope it's enough room for my 4 DLs and 2 variants.

 

Wristband arrives tomorrow! Ermergherd!

 

Annnd variant list arrives May 20th.

 

that should work, they end up holding more than you think. worst case you can stick a bottle or two in your waistband gangsta style #wulyfe

 

I will bring a roll of ducktape for those extra bottles.

 

Holy shit, Edward 40 hands is not a fun time with dark Lord haha

 

Looks like the wristbands will have unique artwork again this year, and they come with a poster?

Check this Group E design posted on a Facebook group.

 

I'm down with some Edward 288 hands.

 

I can only assume I’m not on this because I’m over-represented in the next 6 volumes, and you didn’t want people to think these awards were fixed.

 

"You're going to have to rip these growlers from my cold, dead hands..."

 

Well, reading this thread was a roller coaster.