Dark Lord (2018)

You must be new here.

 

That was some legit photoshopping and creative variants. I could have almost seen that as being for real.

 

Official Dark Lord Day “Before You Leave” Checklist:

• Do you have your Dark Lord bottles?
• Did you hear your favorite metal / Wu Tang song?
• Do you have your friends/SO(s)?
• Do you have both kidneys?
• Do you have your dignity?
• Do you need first aid?
• Do you know where you’re going next?
• Are you leaving with a group of strangers? If yes, did you tell someone? Did these people talk about a cool afterparty? Did the afterparty talk involve: cracking variants, a hotel hot tub, or “rituals?”
• Is your “Uber” a white, unmarked van?

If you can’t answer any of these questions before you leave, please remember to come back to BA and post “I hearby declare, under my own power, that Quilentro can have the contents of my cellar should I go missing for more than three days” before exiting the festival gates.

 

No Kidding guys, lets all act like adults here. This is a serious matter.

 

I may print and laminate this.

 

You gotta do what I do. I have a DLD thread script which filters everything out except for informative posts. With the script enabled, just started on to page 2 of the thread.

 

Saw it on Twitter. No idea what the story is

 

Welcome to the thread newcomer, it will take some time to acclimate to the atomsphere.

 

Do you think I can get Dragon Abortion to sign the Yo MTV Raps shirt i’ll be wearing? Sorry, this is my first DLD. Just trying to level set my expectations.

 

I can arrange that.

 

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They need to laminate this and put it on lanyards for every patron. Solid advice.

 

Ha. I know, right ha!




















HA!

 

I'm not sure I am in on this joke....

 

I saw a tweet this morning that Dragon Abortion’s lead singer was found dead last night.







... and there was much rejoicing.

 

As the lead janitor for Dragon Abortion I will say that yes, the lead singer is dead. However, he wasn’t found dead last night lol. He was found dead over 200 years ago. He’s since performed in his resurrected state.

 

No. You are thinking of Barry Manilow.

 

Wonder if Dark Matter will have some weird glassware like the pimp chalice or stein mug again

 

I hope so! I missed out on the chalice in 2015, and would love to get one!

 

We need more variant speculation, how about Cookie Dough Sport Dark Lord?

 

Chocolate Hummus DL aged in extra virgin olive oil casks.