Dark Lord (2018)

Very early reaction for my preferred list of variants:

Handjee
Hung Drawn N Quartered
Chemtrail
Brozerker
Spaceforce
FVM
Greatest Teachable Moments
Brotilla
Cavaleiro
Macromachine
Turtledogg

 

Yes

 

Fuck, wow...some of these seem like the jokes we made up in this very thread, holy shit seriously these four could be straight up joke material. I don't want anything to do with any of them! GINGER?!?! OLOROSO SHERRY?! HOLY SHIT DISGUSTING!!

Lounge Against the MacroMachine
Tequila barrel with Mekong cinnamon, cocoa nibs, guajillo peppers + tangerine peel

Greatest Teachable Moments
American brandy barrel with verbena, ginger + orange peel

Cavaleiro of Varnov
Oloroso sherry aged Dark Lord

Brozerker
Ruby port aged Dark Lord

 

yeah Rye barrel, ginger DL! just needs wasabi and sashimi!

lots of chances for variants to try so I guess I will be hitting the taps this year, but then again I say that every year

 

Genius on their part. A bunch of people are going to try and stick around for that. More $$$ for FFF. Going to be a hell of a show seeing who survives that long haha.

 

Yep, no doubt those are the Top 3.

 

WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!?

 

Everyone already bashing the variant taplist. Short memory it seems. I remember everyone bashing chemtrail mix last year...

 

Yeah, my list after those was pretty much me wondering what the hell the barrels are and wildly guessing.

 

Turtledogg...scratchin at my back door

 

Chemtrail Mix last year was awesome!!

 

I don't know I think Rye counts...count it bro.

 

People are going to die. I’m Group E so I have to/will make it to the later hours regardless. I’m very confident in my alcohol tolerance.

 

Scotch and tequila barrels are at the bottom of my list, so naturally I’ll pull one of those. The others I can live with.

 

CTM Ice Cream!

 

I was just talking about the Greatest Teachable Moments in the Facebook group. I’m hoping they used the verbena leaves which taste like lemon and not verbena flowers which taste like...i have no idea but probably flowers.

 

My initial ranking:
Marshmallow Handjee (duh)
Hung Drawn N Quartered
Chemtrailmix
SpaceForce!
French Vanilla Militia
Brotilla
Brozerker
Cavaleiro of Varnov
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Great Teachable Moments
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Lounge Against the Macromachine
Turtledogg

 

I'm still...I can't accept that this isn't an ultimate troll list someone hacked DLD.com or actually FFF is fucking with us. Like whoa

 

Holy shit good eyes! Food menu posted as well!

Pretzel
Warm house-made pretzel, Zombie Dust beer cheese, sea salt / $6

Dark Lord Burger
Half-pound patty, bacon, Dark Lord beer cheese, chipotle aioli, lettuce, pickles, pretzel bun / $12

Smoked Brisket
Half-pound, bread + butter pickles, sweet + spicy BBQ sauce, white bread / $15

Pork Shoulder
Half-pound, bread + butter pickles, buttermilk BBQ sauce, white bread / $14

Philly Cheesesteak Poutine
Hand-cut french fries, grilled steak, provolone cheese sauce, caramelized peppers + onions / $10

Dark Lord Sausage
Pork sausage, Dark Lord mustard, herb aioli, pickled onion, chicharron powder, grilled bun / $10

Portabella Sandwich
Grilled portabella, roasted red pepper, basil aioli, spinach, goat cheese, ciabatta (vegetarian) / $8

Chicken + Waffles
Smoked and fried chicken thigh, Belgian waffle, Dark Lord hot sauce, coleslaw / $10

Smoked Brisket Tacos
Jalapeño sour cream, cilantro + cabbage slaw, pickled radish, queso, corn tortillas / $6

Vegetable Curry
Coconut curry, roasted squash, zucchini, eggplant, cucumber, mint, cabbage, lime, jasmine rice (vegan) / $8

Hot Dog
Howard + Sons quarter-pound all-beef frank / $5

Vegan Corndog
Alpha King batter, curry ketchup / $6

ChemtrailMix Ice Cream
Vanilla, guajillo pepper, cinnamon / $8

 

Soooo..... FVM is gonna suck again this year.